Show THE LONG AND SHORT OF IT How glad we all are that Old Joe is very very short Have any of the students who frequent frequent frequent fre fre- quent Room 35 noticed those awful bullet holes through the glass in Windy Vindy Dicks Dick's office one office one right over the telephones in the outside window and the other directly opposite One of the Freshmen who is aspiring aspiring aspiring ing to world-wide world fame as a detective told me it was an attempt on our dear professors professor's life because as was explained ex ex- after detailed investigation the bullet holes in the glass were situated situated situated sit sit- so that it was very evident that they were aimed at Professor L man Lyman man who is rather tall the tall the villain villain villain vil vil- lain without doubt thought he would get him at the telephone Just think what a narrow escape A mere coincidence saved the mans man's life assuming that the Freshman knew what he was talking about Let Letus Letus Letus us rejoice that Old Joe answered the telephone on that almost fatal day when the shot was fired and that Old Joe is very ver very short n 0 |