Show jbf we PS explanation aneiro A negro had been trying for a long time to gain membership la in a lodge they found so many reasons for postponing the induction ceremonies that he became suspicious ahm inclined to think he said dat yo doan want me in dis heah lodge well said the chairman ill ID tell yo how it is yo is bald aint yot yo yeah but what dat got to do wid it an yo is black aint yo continued the chairman sho well den cons idah black bald fraternal dexterity A rather bewildered man was attending his first lodge meeting he was now a full hedged fledged member and was entitled to the same rights and privileges that the others enjoyed As he started to pull out his watch to find out the time he realized there any to pull out it had been lifted he reported it quietly to the president of the lodge who immediately asked who was stan standing ding next to you last aso the new member pointed out a man with whom he had been chatting a few minutes before 0 K said the president you just wait here everything will be all right A few minutes later the president came back to the new member and slipped him his watch swell said the new man thanks a lot did he say anything pipe down whispered the president hoarsely h e aint missed it yet no quotes mrs newlywed greeted her husband as he returned from the office with copious crocodile tears and a telegram 1 I had to open the telegram she said your rich I 1 uncle has passed away after d a short pause she contain herself any longer he mentioned you in his will he she asked yes he did her hus husband bandl said but I 1 care to repeat what he said |