Show AS babysitters BABY SITTERS FOOTBALL PLAYERS grinders Grid ders says lou loia little make good goo d sitters WOULD MAKE JUNIOR STAY IN LINE by H 1 I PHILLIPS ARE SITTERS lou little famous columbia football coach has appealed for jobs for football players as baby sitters it is no gag ho he says 1 I will personally guarantee that any of my players will prove per cent dependable so 60 there juniors behave yourself while and popsy are at the theater tonight or else develop some fast off tackle plays reactions to football players as baby sitters have been varied at first thought many parents had dif faculty associating rock a bye baby and sleep pretty one sleep with block that WWI and hit that line bardl they found it hard to think of a husky fullback as the best person to handle kids who made up their own rules agthe as the evening went along it did not seem to mother that when she lie asked do you think the baby Is all right she would find comfort in fathers answer yes my dear remember member Ke that our baby sitter for tonight booted the longest punt in the 1918 1948 season sent but on more sober reflection most people decided that children being the problems they are when mom and pop are out it might be reas suring to know that they are in the hands of a baby sitter coached in a rugged school and with a good record for victory on fields wet or dry kids are quick to recognize au dhority tho rity they know wh when enthey they are up ag against ainest heavy odds in the manner and actions of a university grid star they sense power speed determination and the old do or die spirit F few ew children will try to sit up until midnight listening to the radio it the laby baby sitter Is nil all american material baby Is not going to whip out the around and take some pot shots shot s it at the old woman across the courtyard knowing that a great broken field runner is on watch no kid Is going to howl for a cooky if it can see tn in the eyes of the baby sitter the never yield an inch spirit of a football man around whose end no opponent made any progress in two seasons all in all parents should feel easy with a football star as a baby sitter even in a home where tho the kiddies are sure to get rambunctious a crack gridiron man can detect the signals sense the trick plays and stop the formations unless of course he Is in one of those homes where there are so many children they use the double platoon system why fans go mad these days in the video belts where baseball games and horse horsa races are broadcast the same afternoon are proving pretty hectic to sports fans trying to follow both Is doing the american nervous system no good we found shouting slide ya big burnt auml at a horse the other day and yelling stop pullan his head off at a ballplayer it Is all quite confusing to see both sports a video addict has to be pretty fast on the switches in a stirring ball game it is quite al a trick tuning out at the proper moment to catch the horses all set in the starting gate and in an especially important horse race split i second judgment is necessary in deciding when to tune out of the horse oval and into the ball park he liked a horse on which arcaro was announced as the jockey arcaro carol he exclaimed poor judgment they pitched him yesterday then while the race track announcer was chatting on generall ties elmer dove back into the base 1 j ball channel the home team had a man on second one out and a bi bigl hitter up it added to ills his pulse beat bea and general confusion come e ont he yelled dont go vh wida 0 on tha turns turna ya cant lose at the el WOO ai 0 back to the ponies he switched just in time the horses broke as an one timer liked something called mikes pride atta baby ha be cried you got your stuff to dayl I |