Show 0 notes of a newspaperman telegrams Tele trams poetic justice the dramatic reversal ot of the lie reichstag trial goering prosecuted georgl georgi Dinal in tho the frame up blaming dimitroff for starting the helcl reichstag fire and today it Is prosecuting meyer Go eringI it wonderful ralph berendt De new york city A russian delegate to the security conference was trying to throw tome some light on the muddled situation inching in china tor for a perplexed journalist before cheang technically resigned his premiership but why lt asked tho the writer la in unity so hard to establish in china if bothi both the goat and communist guerrilla forces want to destroy the japanese perhaps it to Is best explained by saying sayin i that it Is an old custom tor for chiang to fight the communists replied the delegate and he has such love for ancient institutions that he will not look at the new moon out of respect for or the old one britt british soldiers eold lers who witnessed the th I 1 capture delturo of lord how haw haw gave him the Ae english equivalent of the he bronx brona cheer one yelled derisively doys boys I 1 take a look at lord heehaw hee haw the man who brayed like a donk donkey eyll another tommy in the group standing nt at ease commented that reminds me of the time all the donkey cart drivers in britain went on strike they sent a beg delegation to 10 downing street and the man who was wag esman told winnie were going to stay ol oft 01 the job until you do something about that follow fellow in berlin 13 orlin named lord haw 4 ilaw haw our donk donkeys pys have been listen las ing to his broadcasts and now every jackass thinks he can be a radio commentator tO 11 according aff to the best informed gossip joe davies lying flying trip to see churchill Chur cbIll was tor for the purpose of toft soft the anti soviet hysteria which has been emanating from the london washington pipeline ll neIn in recent weeks capital pollyl cos have dug deep into the guess gue what for basket in a discussion between two administration senatore one remarked 1 I doubt it pa vies will be ba as successful with churchill Chu ichill as aa he has been with uncle loci joe 1 10 dort dont worry counselled counseller coun selled the other danlea Is malse a also and honest man trouble with most of our diplomats la is that we appoint thorn them toa to avert situations which would nevor never occur II if they our diplomats in the first place when about to bury its ita that a british soldier assigned to the job speculated in ironic vein dont you think thia i sergeant geant that we ought tw to pay some oine touching tribute to ia thede the dc ceased yes indeed laae 4 11 mused the top kick 1 I will now say y A bew few cords ll 11 and ho he begun dear beat loro lord we vie are aranow now delivering up to you ati at which bleb po point lutfie he was wan topped stopped by opo of the tom botn who spat and e aadi ufa 11 get lm im underground a smalls awall to which the sergeant intoned i wiit what do yon expect from a skunk the Th eLove ketters of a columbis Colum nis L in a broadcast from tokyo the Mika domel news owa heaped praises on sop joe stalin tor for his bis powerful leadership based on which finally nally overcame a danger ot of detent defeat tar greater than the ono one facing tho the japanese at present when the tha item was carried in tho the russian press it was the cause for or some gome ironic comment by tho the down 4 toi to earth muscovites one grayy beard was overheard remarking when the tax ox begins to praise the rooster and tells him ho he is a fine bird the rooster had better bo be ready to fly for or tits his life out got of a long loaf painful abc acc abraham lincoln wrote five sen i s bences which all of us would do welli well to study if 11 I 1 tried to read 1 much less answer all the criticisms mado of me and all the attacks p leveled against me this office would have ha ve to tobe be closed for or all other bust ness I 1 do the best estl I 1 know how the very best I 1 can I 1 mean to keep on doing this down io tho the very end i it if the end brings me out all wrong then 10 angels swearing I 1 had find been right would make no difference if the end brings me out all right then what is said against me now lt will not amount to anything its the latest silly going around i A subway straphanger strap hanger kept star J j ing long and at a man who was sitting down the fellow wha wh was wag being stared stared at became uncomfortable under the others stare finally ki nally the straphanger i eald you must excuse my looking 1 at you so hard but if it t f 1 for the moustache you would be i exactly like my wife the man sitting down said 1 I got a moustache I 1 I 1 I 1 the tha straphanger strap hanger answered answered no bu my wife has |