| Show AFTER THE CRASH CRASH ANOTHER ANOTHER TRIUMPH FOR THE FAIR SEX In order to abate slightly the storm of of indignant and angry glances which greeted the Student Body officials who were unfortunate enough to be compelled com com- compelled to guess while issuing activity books the age of young ladies we take this opportunity of making a brief defense To the charge of in in- ability to determine the number of years a young lady has reached we plead guilty guilty for for what mere man can canever canever canever ever tell a ladys lady's age But against the imputation of willfully attempting to make any fair cooed coed appear disadvantageously disadvantageously disadvantageously old we enter a most vehement vehement ve ve- protest In advance we had adopted a schedule for marking marking which called students below twenty young from that age to twenty-five twenty middle middle- aged and above twenty-five twenty elderly If we have erred according to this classification in the case of any young lady we most humbly and abjectly abjectly- not to say cravenly cravenly apologize Nor did the matter of deciding the color of hair leave us in any more mote favorable position With only four kinds to punch light gray dark red what what were we to call all the shades of gold which came to our delighted gaze And if anyone can decide offhand offhand offhand off off- hand whether many young ladies are dark or light without first exploring the depths of their eyes eyes in which a flash of indignation is visible as warning warning warning warn warn- ing let him try it But f for r our intrusion intrusion intrusion sion however pleasant to us we must again apologize j Officials of the Student Body Body will do dowell dowell dowell well next year if they allow a young lady to mark the descriptions of all co HAMILTON GARDNER STERLING SNOW V N. N W. W CUMMINGS CARLOS BARDWELL BARD GUY HART MILTON SEVY Members In-Bad In Club |
