Show I 1 M I 1 WN 0 V NOTES ES OF 01 A NEW YORKER the january readers headers digest has a piece about the situation in alaska they tell of the japanese laundryman there who was very popular with everyone but when he died he was burled buried in the anif uniform arrn of a commander of the japanese naval the new york cinema critics who gave chaplins film a drubbing have just selected hla his performance for mance in it as the best of the year the appeasers appease rs want you to handle the dictators with kid gloves its more sanitary binl bani tary to handle them with rubber ones the nazi propagandists make a great todo to do about the fact that england paid her war debt the chicago editorial writers however point out that england has paid back half of it so far more than any other debtor nation germany has never paid a penny of I 1 its d debt 4 bt C R hunters theme song for the isolationists please go way and lemme sleep according to G K chesterton merely having an open mind is nothing the ne object of opening the mind as of opening the mouth Is to shut it again on something solid in spite of the third term and other gloomy comments U S goat bonds are the safest investment not only here but everywhere in the world the records prove that hitler has given the world his solemn assurance no less than eighteen times that he desires no european territory which he later conquered america has had all the troubles europe has had A revolution a civil conflict famines depressions plagues etc but through it all america has never lost last its precious freedom ed howes howe ia grand line instead of loving your en enemies emles treat your friends a little better the N Y T times abst managing editor Is nell macnell macneil he recently wrote a corking book about newspapers in which he praised the accuracy of the times over and over again recently macneile Mac Nells Neils name appeared to in the times spelled wrong the radio section of that gazette not long ago devoted much space to the broadcasters who had made the greatest popularity strides during the year every branch of the radio business was mentioned except neA newscasters casters i 4 one of them in a year went from 04 to according to the surveyors who check the listeners semimonthly semi monthly the other morning some wen well meaning strangers encountered red our unmarried son ot of 5 and instead of talking to him about his toys and things little boys are interested in most they spoke of his fathers newspaper and radio activities As it if he enough on his ats mind i 1 I wish they mentioned those things we told steve hanni gan my son on always thought I 1 was a great kanand now look happe happened steve was reminded of the time when ITI jim m far leys little boy startled him with this pop hs he said why do people go around saying that you are a griat great man 1 I dont think im a great man said forley farley 1 I dont either was the retort letort THINGS I 1 KNEW ALL ALONG but which you never knew til now the man who said give me liberty or give me dental I 1 owned twenty slaves when you hear the rumba crews shout A loo bay chon gol goll its a form orm ol of hy fly dee hot hol that very fast song they sing called blem blem blem conics from the rhythm of the five alvo opening notes to wit wi t blem blem blem diem blem blem and sets the rhythm to wit one two three one two when a mosquito bites you the fluid he injects Is quinine in mexico among the upper classes courtship is an involved performance for mance A young man pacts paces the sidewalk across from the house bouse of his love until her family investigates him if he Is acceptable he may stand in front of the house and talk to the girl through the window but not until the engagement is official may he come in if improve your tour golf score try eating candy at the oth hole dr paul michael reports that af after ter studying thirty male golfers golfer 8 he found that those who ate luh luncheon cheon high in fat and sugar played the best games four rulers of germany died in the year of their respective ceni cen frederick I 1 in 1440 george william in 1640 frederick william in 1740 and fred ill III in 1840 gone but not hitler it the glare of a strong headlight bothers boutry Us this trick discovered in britaina Brit ains blackouts shut one eye when the bright light approaches pro aches and open it when it has passed the orb you closed will bias sensitive to darkness as before say this Is worth money t |