Show THETA VAUDEVILLE SHOW A TALENTED EXHIBITION Program Presented By Sorority A Pleasure And An Improvement Last ast f Friday ia night g t at t Whitney hall han the Thetas Theta's gave the the sh show w- w for which they had been practicing for several weeks or so The girls had worked their hardest harde t for they ran in competition competition competition compe compe- to Madam Sarah Bernhardt's accomplished exhibition But after selling tickets for the best part of a week until the lack of yellow pasteboard pasteboard paste paste- board marked one as a freak they drew enough of hearers to almost fill the house Some Profs sat in solitude solitude solitude soli soli- tude and some had brought their fraus After buying candy with what was left them at the door from a charming little maiden with some skill as a vendor each auditor sat willingly and whacked and smashed and cracked his neighbors neighbor's back his lips his sides at each successive act The first was chiefly musical although although although al al- al- al though the chap named Saville m made de some attempts at comedy to keep from sliding down hill Miss 1 Wilcox was there with the goods but Miss 1 Wright seemed somewhat shy as though she had no voice or else did not know why she had a place up on the st stage ge and by the way why ever did the program mutilate their names It wasn't a bit clever The next was great a little mite of feminine allurement sang some som songs and dance danced and caused such great astonishment and called forth such applause that she was forced time and again to return before the audience with her mental oxygen A whistler and a talker he did each one the best appeared a while but soon withdrew and gave place to the rest Some Some more more musicians followed a vocal style quartette Some one behind observed they were a swell looking bunch you OU bet After Gypsy Love had been fittingly fittingly fittingly fit fit- tingly described by means of sweet orchestra strains which were gratefully gratefully gratefully grate grate- fully imbibed the same girls found the same place but forgot to bring the stunt with which they made their hit last year but the audience in front refused to care and laughed as ashard ashard ashard hard at fakes and some forgetting as if each smile from Ted or Laura was an individual petting The awful names of Ashworth proved to be only a scare for that brilliant youth performed his tricks with an air so debonair and with such clever talk and stunts and evident endeavor that one might say as he has said it was really very clever Continued on page 4 4 y THETA VAUDEVILLE Continued from Pa Page Pase e 1 How he lied Hed to her husband was an entertaining skit and i if such preaching could be practiced one wouldn't mind a bit how many poems one had written but after all the young and jealous lovers of the wife was the only person stung Eccles Cummings Dalgleish were an effective effective effective tive combination and their stunt could well be sent on tour for the country's delectation The bill was closed with a well intended intended intended in in- tended yet most terrible lesson The rhe I result should be a panic and unless the slow ones hasten t there ere will not be a single man within a week o or so For Foj nh irH t an jive jive- is an awful age I and how the time does go Well VeIl anyhow it s 's S 'S s over oyer now and time for a vacation The girls are richer we are minus a miserly dona dona- tion o |