Show 0 newspaper man alan stuffs stuff down at the white house one of the staffers showed the president a midwest mid west papers editorial attack 1 I want to show you how low some people can get said the white houser t oh replied FOR brushing it aside aide 1 those editorials arent worth the paper written FOR II if R knickerbockers bride returned by boat the other day from london two passengers were frightful bores she was telling john gunther so she confided that before getting on the ship a fortune teller told her never live to see your birth birthday dayl I 1 iral hal said one of the bores a good one good about it groaned mra ra knickerbocker my birth day Is two days hencel hence I 1 the trick worked all right the bores stayed away for two days but so did ever everyone yonel I 1 including all the submarines several broadway characters were being discussed when in walked a columnist 1 1 I wonder someone wondered what his hobby Is collecting retorted another dirty looks one ol of the newyork new york gazettes sent a photographer down to chinatown the other morning the assignment get picture of a chinese reading those chin chinese e bulletin board newspapers about the allied victories etc the news news pho had no difficulty finding a willing oriental who refused however to pose take a picture from back tp please lease he said why asked the lens lad bashful u 11 was the reply but tills this is nv a chinese newspaper its a sipi sign saying get your clothes at Bar barneis barneys washington Is like that la still among the bestsellers best sellers its most engrossing engi chapter we w think concerns the FBI the thoroughness of the bureau Is almost incredible in the mattson kidnap aling ing case possible suspect i E E were ex examined aminell 1 of the kidnap to ing cases which were handled before rit it ceased tobe to be a criminal industry only two remain to be solved and tha G men are still working on them only one perfect crime was ever reported to the FBI not much may be said of it for the man and woman who did the killing are arc influential members of their community and would inevitably demand jt b hug huge damages if their identity were hinted at the bureau knows when the murder was committed and where and how but the body was found and thi the evidence aas was not the kind that a court would listen to but even now biow the FBI agents have been getting up in A the morning with them and put them to bedat bed at night for sev cn years 1 assi Rs its always interesting to trace the origin of words maj paul gaul reveals in mechanized might how the war I 1 tank ank got its name the british built the first tanks during the last war in complete secrecy even the workmen who built them know for what purpose th they were being made they were told the e machines were to be used in egypt for transporting large containers of water and every old aid in connection with their manufacture Jac ture was made under the heading it water carrier evenou eventually ally the men in the factories adopted the woid tank for brevity the name stuck and Is now u used ed by practically practical y all countries r F arresting this Is the enemy has this nifty goebbels Rome is so brazen germans whisper that if he ever wanted to hide he could never be coundit found foun dit het Slept in his own bedl alta been eddie davis the cob call driver author ambition to write a i play for 0 r MN bob ob hope lie he got that way one n night g 8 years ago when he shot gags at hope while driving the comedian home in his cob cab hope he maxs bays gave the gags back to him with e a push last year davis col la borated with E A ellington on a movie script designed for llope hope ile he sold it outright to paramount paramount produced it with hope crosby and lamour in fact its called road to morocco the title is eddles eddies too but he had sold it outright and the screen credits only frank butler and don hartman as authors so until lione hope reads it here he wont know that road to morocco is eddie davis way of thawing illo king him dimill 0 a new boj yorker len 41 louise atwall who is inthe he ex wife of gen macarthur was being driven home from a party the othir other night by a senator i have you ever been sorry he ached that you are no longer a great generals Gen brals wife AINO senator sho she said 1 I 2 1 jfe but ll 11 he butted now be lini making king hist history oryl 1 acho made history with napoleon alech 11 she reminded him marle marie louise or josephine 2 sask S |