Show WK IMAGINARY interviews ADOLF AND WILHELM the kaiser was a man who lacked on any y strength or power of 01 resistance but in me our enemies benemie 3 ha hate e found a man who uio d does oes not know the he word flear hider mthr spirit of wilhelm wilheim acht achl cant you leave me out of this adolf what for at a time like this I 1 need you for contrast wilhelm dont be too sure its in your favor I 1 its not very nice of you to pan me in your speeches the idea saying I 1 lacked strength I 1 was just as tough as you so long as the going was good adolf I 1 will always be tough whether its good or bad wilhelm just what I 1 used to say adolf I 1 Insist there is a big difference between your type and my type wilhelm ill never argue with you on that I 1 concede it adoll adolf after affer all you ran away I 1 am incapable of that wilhelm how do you know you yell come to the test yet it if I 1 were you I 1 boast so much adolf all germans boast wilhelm Willi elm but it if seems strange to hear you dragging me into the picture why dont you let me rest in peace adolf I 1 c cant ant rest in peace why should anybody else its atsa a sign of weakness to rest in peace wilhelm the last I 1 A heard of you you were going lull speed ahead you even thinking about relative capacities for capitulation happened adolf nothings happened yet ive got more territory than ever ive mads made deeper advanced advance adv ancen i than any german in all history do you understand what that means wilhelm if I 1 dont nobody does I 1 adolt adolf ive overrun a vast part of europe no german armies 2 have performed such feats of arms my victories have been stupendous welhelm true and I 1 understand just how nervous and worried you must be at this point adolf I 1 am not nervous or worried wilhelm oh come adolf you yon cant antt C stuff me I 1 was on top of the world orld too once adolf never did you get as deep into as many maffy countries as I 1 have wilhelm why I 1 appreciate what a mess youre youra in I 1 went oil all to pieces on half your victories adolf you lacked nerve firmness strength I 1 have all these wilhelm W e I 1 was as full of bluster as you until America came in and look where I 1 wound up adolf theres different stuff in me wilhelm its the same stuff only you slice it thicker adoll adolf and dont mention america it is decadent weak pleasure loving and inept in arms wilhelm what I 1 thought though tl I 1 adolf adolfi I 1 can never be defeated the german people have a destiny to rule the world defeat is out of the question wilhelm 1 I wish you steal my stuff adolf im not stealing your stuff wilhelm acs you are everything ery thing you are now saying I 1 said 25 years ago yet I 1 finished on a woodpile adolf never get me on a woodpile W wilhelm what odds are you giving HITLER SPEAKS oh oft gaze at as me and yo u it behold the th essence ol of the extra bold some flaws in others you may see but you will not find one in ME alel that dread dreadful fal word capitulate Is ft one I 1 loathe and also hate the kaiser ran when in a fix but could I 1 do it who me ale nix to flee be sure I 1 never will As did that warlord garlord kaiser bill lie he got this break when luck wore thin there was a place thit LET HIM INI elmer twitchell swears that he went to a lunchroom where the waiter gave him a lump of sugar and asked him how bow little coffee coffe ebe he wanted with it in california lettuce has been ruled a nonessential non essential crop if there is ever a lettuce shortage what will the average drugstore do for sandwiches once upon a time all a parent had to do was to 0 o remember where his boy was fighting now he has to remember chere the place is where he remembers his boy is fighting we hope the postwar post war world will be so arran arranged geil as to dispose of the fellows who compose those jingles tor jor the th eradio rad wilbur cooil observes that france is so far the only country bryin in the war that hat has hab beedon eenon both sides adis andl and also in the middle |