Show jan a 0 ILL fumed 7 C abou feint nude fashions rash Fash lons MONICA CALIF SANTA clothes may not mako make the man but leaving them oft certainly makes him foolish and that goes double for the women whence arises the present day delusion that going about dressed at halt half mast chances en the attractiveness of the average adult our forbe forbears ars ot of tho the victorian victoria n era wore too much for health or happiness 0 or r cleanliness but it worse to offend the eyo eye all through the lingering summer by not wearing enough to cov cover r up blemishes the bulges irvin S scoba cobb and the bloats that come coic with maturity sun baths should bo be taken on a doctors prescription not at the corner ot of first and main women old enough to know bet ter are arc the worst offenders seems like if only stop to consider that the snail which is naked 1 1 would lose in any beauty contest against the butterfly which wears all the regalia the traffic will but even though its tor for their own good you cant tell lem cm it somebody started the fad of going nt at the gamo game while practically nude inside of two weeks mumble peg would be the national pastime until somebody else thought up a gamo game to be played by folks without a t stitch on or anyhow just a stitch here and there i doctoring movie scripts T they lay these yarns uon on mr pam goldwyn who thrives upon them and goes right on turning out successes his motto being grammar as between friends so long as the box office shows results but tor for a change this one is ascribed to another producer who proudly describes himself as a seu self made man which according to his critics Is relieving the creator of a considerable a responsibility and putting the tha blame where the blame belongs they also say any no self made man should stop with the job only partly finished but then hollywood Is full ot of parties trying to push humpty off the wall As the tale runs this gentleman entered the conference chamber at his studio and as with a kingly g gesture he laid down dow n a fat shout sheaf of typewritten pages said to the assembled intellects of his staff Jump men in allrey all my experience I 1 in the picture business I 1 this Is what you might call unique herens here Is absolutely sol pos stiffly the only script I 1 have ever read in my entire life I 1 tell tel lyou you that before we start altering it ILI strikes versus wars DID ID you ever ever notice how like a war la s a s strike r the operator and his operatives are the shock troops that suffer th tha e heaviest casualties the owner risks his profits and perhaps his market and sometimes his plant the worker gives up his wages frequently his job occasionally his life stockholders see dividends yan van ashing and investments shrinking citizens see their communities disrupted women and children go on short rations many a time io go actually hungry for as in a war the innocent non combatants bear most grievous burdens those who wh oreally really garner in inthe the spoils professional agitators financial buzzards eager to seize on bankrupted industries lawyers with their writs and their injunctions imported thugs masquerading for one side or the other as honest mechanics these might be likened to stay at home diplomats and profiteers e rs and hired mercenaries who induce friendly nations to turn enemies so they may gain their own selfish ends after its over we realize that almost any strike might have been averted had common sense and common justice ruled rather than greed and entrenched s stubbornness and fomented hate and the same Is true of almost any war var for every real benefit to humanity came out of cf peace and arbitration not out of battle and destruction and heres the thel final parallel ultimately ti the tha supposed victor finds himself the actual loser tell me which army won any great strike or any greit great war and ill tell you who won the san francisco fire and the galveston flood IRVIN S conn 0 service |