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chaps mind has haa become ns its unbalanced ng as thena the national budget cincinnati enquirer maybe so fred mother was there bair oll in this old bottle mother why no that was glue e fred maybe why I 1 cant get my hat but off tears not in order my husband habrun has run off with another women oh ob I 1 just c cant control myself I 1 you Ary try dearle dearie feel better after a good laugh 1 l easily Satti Sata fied eJ but I 1 give fily you enough work to keep you occupied missus Alls sus be surprised wot blittle a little it takes take to keep me occupied sydney bulletin LIKE SOME VOTERS what Is your idea of disinterested patriotism I 1 A brass band answered senator 1 sorghum it will play with equal enthusiasm for any kind of a political procession that manages to get the right of way Overt tudy A man must be a student all his bis days to io hold bold a position like yours remarked the admiring constituent that Is very true answered senator sorghum and like a student I 1 get so BO 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