Show in about butchery by air CAN AN ANTONIO TEXAS S 5 following the example of II 11 duce and that air minded son of his who wrote a brave book describing the joy of bombing undefended mud villages full of women and children one of the leadin leading 9 statesmen of italy has delivered a speech declaring war is the most glorious most inspiring most beautiful thing on ea earth rth inquiry discloses that this cheery patron is a hero in his own right As az an I 1 officer he enthusiastically participated in the retreat f from rom cadoretta Ca Ca was the place where all ranks of an entire army with vie vic tory against the enemy right around the corner suddenly remembered they had sworn to die in the last ditch and started tor for the extreme rear to look for it or it may have been that everybody just simultaneously felt homesick anyhow it was months before some irvin vla S cobb of them caught up with their panting so its possible this bloodthirsty blood thirsty orator has confused the science of warfare with the sport of foot racing the meaning of 1 words A distinguished gentleman r who never admitted the tha eighteenth amendment was a failure Is said to be comforting the drys with words ol of wisdom his attitude in effect being this the causes of sanity and safety suffer because certain distillers and many local retailers retailer indiscriminately sell an unnecessarily high pow ered product the results being lawbreaking property damage danger and personal injury and untold suffering for innocent parties homicides mutilations often a horrid death tor for the purchaser of the artl cle in question to extend the argument further let us change lust just three words certain automobile manufacturers and many local agents indiscriminately sell an unnecessarily high powered product the results being lawbreaking law breaking property damage danger and personal injury and untold nu suffering for innocent parties homicides mutilations often a horrid death for the purchaser of the article in question now then when the aforesaid gentleman kindly proves that in selling cars capable of traveling miles an hour or even faster for use on highways having a speed limit of 60 miles an hour or less he is promoting the causes of sanity and s safety ill turn prohibitionist with him practical joko T TREE AREE city sportsmen drove into the kerrville kearville Kerr ville country in texas everywhere the lands were posted but bui one of the party knew an 0 old id rancher whose acres bordered t the he highway leaving his mates at the road he went to ask permission to hunt bunt deer on the property sure said the owner bust right in ilmy my place is full of bucks I 1 never gu gun n em cm myself now do me a favor As you turn into the lot see an old crippled sick white mare she oughter aughter be dead but I 1 aint got the heart to kill any living creature put her out of her misery will you the gratified huntsman had a waggish idea As lie he opened the pasture gate he let out a terrific yell 1 I feel so good ive got to shoot something he whooped believe ill shoot a horse to start with with that he hauled off and blasted down the feeble old nag where she leaned against the fence and rom now as he turned on his companions 1 I believe ill shoo dhoot ame me a couple of so and he waved his rifle in their direction the next instant one had vaulted out of the car and had him down choking him until his tongue stuck out like a pink plush necktie they were halfway back to town with a large larga man sitting on his head and another driving like mad t to 0 find a lunatic kmetic asylum or a stout jail before the humorist succeeded in convincing them it was all just clean tun fun now the rest of texas Is wonder ina whom the on IRVIN S COBB copyright service |