Show no girl inquito is quite quito BO eager to undone the first freckle of the season seanoa as the first dari dandelion delion f sowing scads seeds of kindness Is all right and sowing bowing grass grabs seed I 1 la a also albo good I 1 polar exploration tion may bo be a pleasant peasant pastime but the average man prefers beef to dog moat meat reports that the peach crop has been beau destroyed must have been aa delayed bayed in iii trea liow how time does clyl the philadelphia press has an aji editorial on the simple graduation gown any householder ouse holder can get his musi clea ready for lawn mower operation I 1 by raking up around the place almost time to io dig up and polish thoan the ancient clent jests about the highbinder who runs the summer hotel botel to a street car conductor the real progressive Is the man wao moves up in front when he Is told to dobo do so A new york woman found a chunk of dynamite in her coal thus reducing I 1 her visible supply by one lu lump mp A liner has arrived tn in boston with tons of irish potatoes but bul think of af the rejoicing if they had been beans beads I 1 A yale stud student out has deserted the forestry class to marry an actress however she may yet send jM back to the tha woods A now new york court has ruled that it Is libelous belous ll to calla call a man a dead one tn fu other words speak only good of the living dead teachers in a switzerland town are consi considered derod too old to teach at thirty this ago age limit makes the osier one quite antediluvian still if the hobble skirt shou should id as asistin si stin ushering in the erlof era of the low street street card car step it might rank as aa a blessing in disguise A newyork New York woman I 1 says that mothers should teach their r daughters to flirt what a c carlesa cor corless lesa girlhood that yoman woman must have had someone puts forth the theory th that at the operation for appendicitis re removes moes a mans temper he cert certainly ainaly loses it when the bill comes in the feet of the chinese W women meu will never be bound again this time they have put their feet down clown gop good and hard once and for all the newly discovered deposit of iron ore in pennsylvania to Is said sald tobe to be a mother lode iode Fat fathers berls load was discovered by him long ago the cleveland youth chodrow wh who drew pay from one farm under thirty alve different names would be a valuable political asset in a close election A scientific experimenter Is seeking a w way ay of making aerial travel safe there seems to be at present but one recipe for that fact dont go up A beautiful young actress has baa hid den herself Veca because tise she received threatening lef letters at the proper moment her press agent will proceed to find her little boy work hard study well be good and you may grow up to be important enough to bo be selected to pitch tho the first ball adibe at the opening gamo game of tho the beasom it mastake may take a lot of cheek check to kiss a girl but most girls are willing to bof furnish ur the cheek even when a bill collector finds a man in he is apt to find him out |