Show FG M OD afe JOK G 1 TAKING NO CHANCES is IB mrs mra tracey in the caller the hired girl looked her over with suspicion are you an agent for the rough dry laundry ta no indeed you aint introducing any foolish laborsaving labor saving patents for the kitchen are you I 1 no the reason I 1 ask the girl explained a pla bained la ined to Is that a lady I 1 let in yesterday erday turned out to bb selling electric wringers Wr ingers and I 1 heard her tell mrs airs tracey that halt the society women of the oranges had bad bought her machines nd let their help go but it if youre just a plain caller you can como come lu in not now the rummy youve lust just brought in inquired the tha polled police sergeant he says saya hes bea a congressman responded the patrolman what district 1 I asked tm m that an he said hp he watt was a congressman at large well vell ho he esnil snapped the sergeant look lock him apt A POINT IN FAVOR 44 pippins trolley cars care aro are a great ble klebain Bain pippino thoy be thet thoy they be b to th only things around hero here thet an auto alto mobile mobil eja la afraid of presence of mind 1 oh johnl shrieked mrs dirkina Dor kina the baby jias has swallowed a silver aua quarter mr dorkins Doric dis took a handful ot of change ange out ot of hla his pocket packet and looked it t over calm yourself marla maria ho he said bald qt it was that counterfeit quarter ive been trying to get rid of the tha postcard habit well hiram your summer board era seem to have bayo about everything they want fairly content I 1 only overlooked one point forgot to provide any postcards of such points of interest as tho the henhouse henho hen bouse uso and the pump another slow blow at tradition 1 I dont believe said mr Grow Gro cher weller that nature intended tho the country to be used as a picnic ground why not it if she had lind she he would have arranged to grow sardines hard boiled eggs and lemonade a as s local products I 1 patriot peri perlin in to private life in this unrest inc land how many public servants servant hold bold have gonel its difficult to got get an office and considerably more so BO to hold on how to nall nail thiern them bin bill when a japanese maiden do alres to show marked attention to her bar lover she ebo uses the sharpened point 0 of one of her finger nails in writing to him jill I 1 suppose many a poor jap has haa boon been nailed that way I 1 looks locka suspicious mrs cupler are ae the happy with each other mrs alters I 1 heard thorn thom say eay but I 1 notice they never speak to mrs lovitt any more yu you know she aishe Is a the lady who introduced them lippincotts Lippin cotts magazine making him useful rester eater why do you encourage that city dude to call on you tather father insists ori on it ile he has the ay ly swatting habit that city feller has yesterday Yeat erday afternoon he st eat on the porch and killed flies files revived there was oc a man in our town who laid him down one day to ito di die i mut but got cot right up aguin when told ot of a circus coming by and by SURE THING D C V the major do you think balloons balloon and airships will be useful in war the general be fine things tor for deserters due regard for Alipe appearances arances caller calleri I 1 linder understand stand there are several vacancies in your working staff and I 1 should like a job as solicitor president of 0 life insurance company bogging begging your pardon for or my seeming rudeness young man you are too skinny and cadaverous to be a good walking advertisement tor for an in tullon like ours good morning if you cant got get the real thing Vege vegetable tabla oysters says glnn will ivill do fully as aa well with vinegar alnea ar made from corncobs corn cobs and pepper from cocoanut coco anut shell motor murder hats your hard bard luck story hobo 1 I was waa a prosperous restaurant keeper in now york but that last murder ruined nie me business As AB to how T after that every time an automobile rolled up to me door me patrons all rushed out at the back 11 founding a career that was a great breut speech ou made said eald the enthusiastic friend do you think it will help mot mp asked senator sorghum Uh unquestionably qUestionably it may not have much influence in public affairs but it ought to get you an engagement with any lecture bureau THE REASON clara why did you break your engagement ga with jack vora what good Is a man to you with rheumatism in both arms in the printers office that copy is damning proof of out our charges where Is it the damning copy I 1 guess the devils got it was waa short I 1 barber hair cut sir Customer yes please 10 J cargor short customer tooling feeling in his pockets well I 1 am a little will it do if I 1 pay you saturday london telegraph what he had and done dona what have you ever done for me complained the young man whose father had chided him for hla his in ability to got ahead 1 well I 1 kept your rn mother her from naming you percy or clarence precocity mamma I 1 think henry la Is going to be a linguist why dear 1 I have just been listening to him and in less than three minutes he used five different kenda of slang ep expert knowledge she shedo do you think bats can really do harm to your head he thoy they can make it feel like lt its three times aa big the next ra morning orning |