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it t 01 think lia its whiz whisky i ji df d ONE OF THE requisites 11 he would you propose to a man during leap year she r no I 1 get on my knees to any man well he become became so 0 children asked the visitor who was addressing the school how many of you can toll tell me what it was wan that napoleons soldiers used to call him nobody answered think a moment little still nobody spoke up little corp j A little corpulently lentil shouted the children making matters worse the tha man maa who has a corn on in s too toe Is apt to wear waar a look of woe but hell appear more troubled yet it if you by chance step on hla his pet explained 1 I hear miss Strong mind has hab chucked poor thompson said dabney sad but true said wilkins why I 1 thought thomay was a brickl brick I 1 said dabney he is IB said wilkins why she ho threw him I 1 guess gues s judge points of view first cabman paper says theres there a ole lole districts of london where you find a ansom it if you wanted one second cabman Bloom bloomin ln lot more difficult to find the bloke as wants one punch 60 rac it Is tragic to be an exile from ones native land no doubt that Is true in most cases buti find athard it hard to shed any tears over kings who are arc exiles in paris AT THE POLITICAL MEETING A political orator who has spoken for an hour and a half balf and now fellow citizens what shall I 1 say gay more ti tired abd man alan at back of hall goodnight on his guard two richly upholstered dames dam a sat on the hotel veranda and watched the wild waves dancing the turkey trot that young man yonder Is reputed to bevery be very rich said one he la Is hopeless however hoevel hoe vei declared the other no girl will catch him why do you say thai 1 I told him yesterday that your daughter looked sweet enough to eat and he responded hastily that he was waa a strict vegetarian evasive pop why dont they send pussies after the rats rate on the ships my aly son eon that requires a categorical cat answer A good one do you enjoy riding in your new automobile mrs comeux Com eup oh immensely weve got bueb a fine cheta chefa after vacation yolk toll us ua were brown as it berryo berry ahn w finally get back to town will some rome one plue rasa md and inform us jut Just what kind ot of berries or are brown |
