Show we it aw humo HED LOST MILLIONS the girl w was 11 4 very rich and he was just a poor young man she liked him but that was all and he be was well aware of the fact one evening he grew somewhat tender and nt at last he said you yon are rich arent you ethel yes dick dad says im worth two million dollars it if things turn out as it now looks will you marry me ethel he be asked oh no dick I 1 do that the she replied 1 I 1 knew you would WL then why did you ask me mel 1 I just wanted to be able to say that I 1 had lost two million dollars in lucks luck way look here stormed brown to the estate agent about that riverside bungalow you sold me anything wrong sir air asked the a gent agent wrong I 1 wrong I 1 exclaimed brown the other morning we woke tip op and found that the beastly place had floated two miles down the river hm said the agent blandly enough a good stroke of luck the taxes are much lower down there IN THE SAME CLASS FD prospect an auto Is much like a wife salesman why prospect because when either starts giving you trouble theres no end to it saving time father why were you chasing chat bat jones boy son to lick him I 1 ile he got me mad father why you count 20 is I 1 told you son I 1 did while I 1 was chasing him I 1 brooklyn eagle prudence sometimes it la Is wise to say any nothing yes replied miss cayenne it may enable one to avoid betraying the fact that one has nothing to say silver lining sly daughters music lessons are i fortune to me how Is that they enable me to buy the ne neigh agh bors houses bouses at half price WORTH TRYING the drama w was a a a thrilling one but a talkative y young oung man had seen it before in in an audible voice he announced what was coming next and described how funny it would be when it did come he had a pretty girl with him and he be was trying to n amuse m u e h her et A at t 1 length e n gt h he said did you over ever try listening to a play with your eyes shut youve no idea how bow queer it seems A middle aged man sat just in front lie twisted himself in hl seat and glared young man he said eald did you ever e er try listening to a play with your vuth mo mouth shut POOR PERCY r percy your brother did me out or of ten dollars last night penelope just like him hes always doing some ridiculous thing no curo cure so you yon are just back from a tour round the azores said hayes T F understand the voyage has cured you of insomnia completely said the cruiser wonderful Wonder full 1 exclaimed hayes it must be a great relief the cruiser nodded agreement relief Il ellef I 1 I 1 should just say it was he replied why nowadays I 1 llo ile awake halt half the night thinking how I 1 used to suffer from it practical that was an excellent paper your daughter read last night on the influence of science as applied to practical government was it well I 1 wish shed find out something about the influence of the vacuum cleaner as applied dining room boom carpet the worst worl of it dick it madden you when it a girl la Is slow blow about getting ready togo out to dinner with you don yes the longer she takes the hungrier she gets |