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Show Wise and Otherwise How would you like to be the Jitney driver these nice days. t Ask F. W. Quinn to tell you that brand new story on "It was worth it, wasn't it Tom?" "Who said beans this time of year when the high cost of living is on. By the way the farmers near Midvale are trying to develope a reversible bean. . We wonder whether the Telegram man can see the difference between 1100 and 675. IWe presume he will think they are the same number, but perhaps he can't count very well. (How do some of the merchants 'expect 'ex-pect us to continue to run a big, live newspaper like this one unless they give us an ad, once in a long time at least. Surely they do not want us to accept advertisements from Zion. Did you notice that a certain Salt Lake "Popgun" mentioned the fact that Chief Jones was reappointed chief of police for Bingham, or did you read the facts in The Press-iBulletln, which stated that he was taken in on probation. We are not sure whether he will prove to be a good iMethodlst or not Mr. Jerome Bourgard Is keeping up his reputation for keeping the snow off of the sidewalk in front of his buildings. Would that the other fellow fel-low would follow his example. Especially Es-pecially a certain office a little below on the right hand side going down. Micky. Our Lark correspondent sends condolence con-dolence to those lazy bachelors of Bingham who lack sufficient get-up and pluck to go out and ask some decent de-cent girl to marry them, instead of putting their name.8 In the paper and then lying awake at nights hoping that some Innocent dame will sneak around and ask them to marry. |
