Show c THE DIARY OF A NINE NINE- YEAR OLD YEAR YEAR OLD OLD There is a certain year old boy in in this city who is keeping a diary The book was given give him last Christmas by his aunt and his father had forgotten all about it till he accidentally found the volume the other day Curious as to what his son had written in it he opened the book and found that the book had been faithfully kept Here are area a few of the entries I am nine years old today Looked in glass but whiskers aint sprouting yet Sassed a boy Got licked a Pop borrowed ten cents for car fare That makes 1 I 5 he owes me Wonder if Ill I'll ever git it Jimmie stole my ball I HeldI Held I him fer it Ast pop for some of my money money t i it it t il l he gave me five cents I want v ni that do doler er We fellers got up up a baseball team today Im I'm pitcher If If I h had d that doler 15 IS I could g get t i a una form Pop got paid toda today and gave me memy memy memy my money Mamma a a dol doler r. r A fel e cant can't save nothing Ast pop about banks I want to put my money where car fare aint so scars e. e Got again There was more of this but Pop had read enough As a re res result re- re s suit sult lt there was was wasa a conference and now the arrangement is to pay 5 per cent interest a week and settle every pay day The kid got his una form |