Show THE JUNIOR VS YS I I A Junior naturally considers himself himself himself him him- self the hub of any university He Heis Heis Hes is s ever a bureau of information to members of the Faculty but a terror terror terror ter ter- to all unsophisticated Fresh ies One of these upper-classmen upper was posing in the hall the other day when he was approached by a timid looking forlorn-looking lad of sixteen and asked to be directed to Professor Howells Howell's room Thinking that the smooth-faced smooth youngster had mistaken him for the janitor the Junior gave him the wrong number and then gathered a crowd to watch the hurry himself out of the sanctuary ruled by that august body known as College Women On his way home that evening the Junior met the same and condescended to ask him how he lie was getting along in the selection of his course He proffered any ad ad- vice or assistance which the underclassman underclassman underclassman under under- classman might need provided that the new-comer new would call at his home For you know went on the upper-classman upper most of the professors this year are new ones ories and of course Kingsburg expects expects expects ex ex- we old fellows to pilot around and assist in any way we can the new students The stranger could stand the arrogance arrogance arrogance ar ar- of the Junior no longer and communicated to him in polite but pointed language that he whom he was regarding as perhaps a first year Prep was no other than a professor of the University lately arrived from Iowa The embarrassed embarrassed embarrassed embar embar- student now protests that each newly enlisted instructor should be required to wear a badge whiskers or have his picture printed in the UNIVERSITY CHRONICLE I i I |