Show LOLL h O EXCHANGES There is at present a movement on the part of state institutions to abolish the preparatory department The University of Washington has already done so Oregon will do next year and Idaho will begin by abolishing the first year Advice to chemistry students Dont Don't mind the smell of sulphur you will get used to it some day THE IDEAL PROFESSOR The qualifications for the ideal college professor as outlined by President Harper in a lecture on The Faculty of a College are 1 z He should be married 2 He should be a church mem mem- ber 3 He should mix with his student students students stu stu- dents dent outside the class rooms 4 He should have a doctors doctor's de de- gree gree 5 He should be willing to work hard eleven months in a year I l E- E li i l. l 6 He Ie should be in sympathy with the public and take an active interest in public affairs Harvard is second only to Leland Stanford in wealth Owing to several several several sev sev- eral recent bequests its total wealth and property valuation is against for Stan Stan- ford It is a significant fact that out of 42 highest scholarships at Yale 33 fell to students who are working their way through college The authorities of the University of California have established a fire department composed of students Five undergraduates will be selected select select- ed to protect college property and they will be in full charge of the fire apparatus A fire house is being erected at the entrance to the college college college col col- lege campus It is not birth nor rank nor state But up get-up-and-get that makes men great Ex II- II Prof exasperated Why do you not speak louder Student A soft answer away wrath Ex Ex Chicago which holds distinction of being the greatest commercial center of the middle west is also rapidly becoming a great educational education education- al center With John D. D low back of the University of Chicago Chicago Chicago Chi Chi- cago and J. J Ogden Armour back backof backof backof of the Armour Institute of Technology Technology Technology Tech Tech- great development along material lines may be looked for at these institutions Armour Institute Institute Institute tute has been hampered by by- bya a lack of funds and land and it was feared that it might be assimilated by Chicago Chicago Chicago Chi Chi- cago University but a gift of land valued at from J. J Ogden Armour has happily averted this Going 07 07 Going over to feed your face No 06 No to face my feed Harvard Lampoon Sept 30 is planned to be Fraternity Fraternity Frater Frater- rt day at the St. St Louis Expedition f k Eng Instructor Instructor Instructor-Do Do not use the word rough house It is too col col- Student Student How How would jagged domicile do do Ex All history repeats itself itsel A proverb claims Ive I've heard But when in class Im I'm called upon Mine never says a word Ex Ex t One of the most striking differences differences differences differ differ- between a cat and a lie is that thata a cat has only nine lives |