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Show another one started. And then the readers wonder what' damphool writes all the notes. Not guilty, brother, not guilty. Two fellows hang around the office and chatter about the fish, calves, bears and chicken that were so kind and amusing while they were with Harry Garvin in the resort. Wonder 'whether they . were talking about animals or humans? Hum. Sounds like women. "What sayest thou, Si?" "Yass, Hy, so it does." It rather seems that everyone in Bingham with an automobile is trying to start an auto stage to Highland Boy and Copperfield. There is only a living for about three or four cars, so why should everyone try it? Better give the originators a chance rather than all try to cut each others throat Eh? Politics seems to loom upon the horizon of the Talk and Squaker clubs pregvam this week. Ben Hull and Sam Sheviki are the principal orators of the day. Combine them and you'll have a real campaigner. Well! I'll say so! Wise andOtherwise Price seems to be a long ways off but you never can tell. One elderly young school teacher seems to be just the same old girl that Bhe was last year. Better luck this year. There are lots of nice new young men in town. So don't fret One prominent citizen of Bingham upon noticing the Cox proclivities of our youthful editor suggested that he get a set of Karl Marx's books on Socialism and get wiBe to the ways of the world before it was too late. Alas, poor reader, it is too late. Aloysius is off again. Great Goodness, Good-ness, Girls! Wonder how long It will last this time. I hear the curfew calling call-ing me. Farewell girts ! Oh, look! White mule mama, white mule! THE MAN HUNTER SPECIAL is due back in Bingham the last of this week. LOOK OUT! WOW! Can you imagine a .handsome young man school teacher with an automobile automo-bile and not yet married. Oh! Come early and avoid the rush girls! There is a little log cabbin in the Temple grounds there i3 a register in that little log cabbin where visitors write their names. A letter was received re-ceived from a young fellow in Salt Lake addressed to Mollie. The letter said that the writer had always liked the name of Mollie, and that he-would like to have a picture of Miss Mollie and wished also to correspond with her. Names are sometimes very misleading. mis-leading. Well there Is some satisfaction in knowing that a new" lady telegraph operator (especially a pretty one) can always get information, addresses and Locke paid a hurry up Visit to the Old Reliable last Saturday night, blew in about 9 p. m. and disappeared before daylight. Talk about a hurried trip. Well, the future gubernatorial-race gubernatorial-race runner-has-been should spend at least enough time in the old berg to be asked to talk. But maybe there was a woman in the case and women cases are hard to figure. A man will do pretty near anything a woman tells .him to. Say! (Brilliant idea No. 1,000,000.) Why not run Lee Collins on the Futurist ticket for state decorator of safes and cabinets? Not forgetting the money boxes. Lee is a fine fellow, and his pal Clarence says he is sure that Lee Collins will accept the nomination. nomi-nation. Say, fellows, did you ever try printing print-ing to pay your bills? Better try it We can recommend someone who will be able to tell you all about it. The job shop of the Bulletin office is now open and running for business. V.rnn in and sne Clyde Countryman about your job printing. Satisfaction in both work and prices guaranteed. Bettor get those bills printed now. Call 91 and tell him what you want, and he'll drop up or down and talk the matter over with you and make a right good price on any kind of work. Don't send it to Salt Lake; let us do It. We will print anything from a calling card to a newspaper for you. Let us do your work. We're ready for it now. company at the postofhee- ONE ACT PLAY Scene in Bingham Bing-ham Time 11 p. m. Prologue, Just newly married. Been on short honeymoon. honey-moon. Bringing bride to new home. Room occupied. Play Occupant moves out. Retire. End alls well. Two -young lady servants of the public are giving out information to the effect that they are making hope chests. Lord, Oh Lord! Give me a man (Prayer.) " WANTED A MAN. If not available avail-able a great big boy will do. A young lady of Bingham was conversing con-versing with us the other evening and mentioned that she was very much afraid of burglars, , and that every night just before crawling into bed she would invariably look under the bed to see if there was a burglar there, but that so far she had always been disappointed. Aint that tough. Mo thinks perhaps that Boccaccio has passed away. Its been a long time since we have heard from him. When one is disappointed in love It sometime ruins the poetical tendencies tend-encies of our frail minded youth. We hope soon to be able to publish his memoirs. Ferrell and Andy spent Sunday afternoon after-noon at Andy's home developing and printing pictures. Can that be all? Or were they perhaps engaged In developing develop-ing and printing some plans in regards re-gards to the opposite sex? They are clever, you know. It's a funny thing, you know the editor was writing a few Wise and Otherwise notes for this paper, he stepped out of the office and waB gone about fifteen minutes, intending when he returned to finish the rest of the page. Well, lo and behold, upon returning re-turning the sight of several rounders met his gaze in the office and the entire en-tire sheet of W. and O. was filled and |