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Show AWAY WITH ALL GROUCHES Mr. Bllnkinton'a Great Scheme v Make World a "Thing of Beauty and a Joy Forever." "I have long meditated," said Mr. Bllnklnton, "a plan for canning, bot- tllng or otherwise storing good humor, j high spirits, cheerfulness. "We say of some chap we know that Le fairly bubbles over with good humor. hu-mor. In fact I find myself as. a rule In 'that happy condition. , Just to be alive Is a joy to me. I am likely most any time to find myself humming a tune or whistling softly, Just overflowing overflow-ing with cheerfulness, good spirits, good humor. So with me as a rule; but , There are times even with me when I don't feel that way at all ; when things look far from rosy; Indeed I fancy there areVery few people, however how-ever cheerful they may be constitutionally, constitu-tionally, who do not feel blue occasionally; occa-sionally; and what I would like to do would be to be able In some way to store up some of my excess cheerfulness cheerful-ness so that I could keep a stock of It by me, and thus be able when I needed It to open up a can or bottle of same to uplift me itnd tide me over to my more commonly accustomed state of natural cheerfulness. "We could use It not' only to holp ourselves over periods of depression, but we could use it also to help other people. "Ton take the grouchy man in the office who makes everybody around him uncomfortable. Now, suppose that when he came into the office In the morning and began to spread hi? f loom just suppose I could pull-out a drawer In my desk and reach in 'and uncork a bottle and liberate a spirit that would permeate the , air, that would charge the atmosphere with a cheerfulness so potent that It would fairly change tho grouchy man into a man of good humor! . i "My goodness ! When I think of the benefit that that use of It would be to the world at large I feel I must not fall to And a way. In fact I now think I can safely promlRe that Bllnklntnn's Condensed Good Humor, either In can or in bottle form, will be found In the market In the not-far-dlstnnt future." |