Show E Y A THRILLING EXPERIENCE ELL LL I had just reached home hone the theother theother theother other night from my office so I laid my plY large bag of money under my pillow with the intention of taking a night off off off-in in dreamland I was was- weary so I needed sleep I T must have just dozed off for forI I d dont don't nt know what made me start I was awake in an instant and was wa vaguely aware that a human was in the room I could hear that regular breathing coming from the corner and as it rose and fell my hair did the same I waited and waited my breath coming in gasps The breathing continued and I was getting frightened I gently reached under my pillow pillow pillow pil pil- low and pulled out a copy of Smith V Wesson's essons great work on How to Ventilate the I Human U an 1 Form orm Op Opening ning the volume carefully in the first chapter I Ilet Ilet let fly a calibre 38 remark tor towards towards to to- r wards the corner When the ther r 3 i echoes died away nothing could be heard but a sigh of relief rc I then decided to light the gas c and fight it out ut I thought to f l myself that the fellow who i bought my life would regret the trade I was just lighting the gas when some people who had heard my lecture came came rushing in hoping that I had killed my my- self They were disappointed in inthis inthis t this however I eagerly rushed forward for the fray and did I find I didn't What find find any any any- thing The valve of the steam radiator was missing Ex n 0 |