| Show FX r- r f i THE JUNIOR BUST 1 m By Chuffy Gee J kiddo you should have seen de 08 guys guys out wid de night Dey out for a time and I guess dey hed it Fust rust came a hay wagon off de farm and pulled up on de off side of de News building Den de guys all begin to cum wid der W uz dey all dere Bet yer life Some of de fairies rigged out in big sweaters wid one of dem dere Jere Us U's on de front side and oders wore a 1908 sweater sweat sweat- er wid frills on de top in ina a while you could see a couple of cum out of de wool and den 23 for me Dey send a aguy aguy aguy guy to de wood-pile wood for two weeks if he could get his lamps lampsat at em agin being reddy dat is de being all made dey all clumb into de hay wagon Two big trotters lit down de deMain deMain deMain Main street wid de guys howlin like de Pilgrims at at a Indian Indian Indian In In- dian scalp hunt De American party band opened up and de music followed but couldn't ketch up to us De sang Utah Man Manfor Manfor Manfor for de wise ones and dey encored d but de gals refused on de grounds dat dey needed more room When dey all piled off at a amusement amusement amusement hall de knowin ones pulled off dere coates and felt at 1 fL f e I 10 home Holman and Mars Marshall al won de prize dat was was give to d de debest debest best and everybody to took ka k I ISarah a peanut on de strength of it Sarah beat by Kate M Muriel riel Argyle Jackson Tim in a dashing free for all race round de room room in chairs which I pushed by de lady Cook wun de chief prize which a smile from a loidy 15 cents 2 for a quarter proceeds to be donated to de f fund nd for candy for forde forde forde de class meetings Cornell ate de biggest lot of apples but Bowman Bowman Bowman Bow Bow- man took de hardest fall Miss Georgia Young took de biggest bit bite of apple nit but nit but took de biggest goil Look here kiddo dere are some of de men folks what are married and dey dere wid de old ladies all to de candy you bet D Dey y said dey had a good time And so did we |
