Show NORMAL DEPARTMENT Who s says ys we didn't enjoy our trip to the smelters smelters' From the moment that we got on our special special special cial at Second South and State till w we got back into town again at 12 1230 30 we had a jolly good time One thing did upset the boys for a few minutes though and that was vas the fact that the conductor wouldn't take nor give transfers I It t was probably hard hardon on those who paid for some of the girls Well the car simply imply sailed saile along and we simply raised raised raised rais rais- ed the roof With some of our our songs and and yells Yes and we sang A Utah Utah- Man all alone without any of the other college people to help us Seniors did you think that we couldn't do it One of the girls got stuck on the conductor because he told her that he liked girls who had acl sun-burned sun eyebrows V When hen the car cat stopped at the smelter who was it that ran so fast up tip the hill to get there first Well never mind mind bash bash bashful ful arent aren't you Well we were taken in and andas as we hurried through the passage passage passage pas sage ways a shrill voice called over the crowd Oh George wait for me Later on we found that George had waited and seemed to be captivated for good Where was she on Saturday night George Everybody was Yas wondering why Mr Robinson Robins n and Mr Taylor t looked so lonely And our famous famous fa fa- fa- fa tenor tenor poor poor fellow he kept his girl all right for a while but when the other fellow butted butted butted but ted in then in then there was trouble But neither one would leave and so so the poor girl had to have both She has the sympathy of all the girls We think that probably Mr Belnap is getting too serious but then he couldn't walk through the smelters all alone Well I Iguess guess we saw almost everything but but one or two couples couples' must have seen something more for we had had to to wait a terrible longtime longtime long longtime time for the them after we had got back to the car The trouble happened because the motorman was with those left behind so that we couldn't go Mr Driggs after abusing the practice of slang slang I I too will have to cut it out ut or I will be up against it I wonder if it would suit Miss Kunzler to have the dance out at Saltair this month Miss Muck Muck Mr Petty you say just what I love to hear Mr M Mowry Mowry-I Mowry wry wry-I I suppose he was old enough to get married Miss Yo Youngberg Youre Youngberg-You're it erg erg- Youre You're never nev never nev- nev er too old to marry As Miss Brinton and a young l lady dy were vere walking up Fourth E East st Miss l seemed particularly particularly particularly par par- nervous as she came near a large white house between South Temple and First South Presently she stopped in front of the gate nd said to her companion compan compan- ion Im going to see my b beau au Prof Coop Coop Mamie Mamie Abbott 23 Miss Abbott Abbott way through the window Shall we ask the permission of the Engineers before re we decide on leaving the lambs lamb's wool on our diplomas Prof Miller Miller Are Are you any relation relation relation re re- lation to Mr Mills Mr Nisson Mr Nisson Nisson No No 0 but we live live in neighboring towns A story might illustrate my point Two little girls were playing house One little girl wanted the theother's theother's theother's others other's doll and she being very selfish wouldn't give it up Th Then n the first little girl began shaking herself and crying If you dont don't let me have what wha I want Ill I'll go right home Does this apply apply- to anyone in the institution Seniors Seniors Seniors Se Se- please t take ke the hint Prof Stewart in talking a king about strikes and troubles I r i occurring between n the people of Salt Lake City said that there were really some some people who would in order to exalt themselves them them- themselves themselves selves belittle humiliate demoralize demoralize demoralize demor demor- alize someone else These things have been heard of in eastern eastern colleges Have such things ever occurred in western colleges Prof Miller spoke to the year on Temperaments Tempera ments J The class has visited the Utah Fire Clay Works and Murray 1 1 |