Show A LOGAN TALE OF WOE or fY rE rEThe 1 The Jubilee That at J By the Author of Gridiron Tragedies A heartrending tale of woe woe woe-a a pathetic pathetic pathetic pa- pa tale of woe woe comes comes down from Logan It seems that when Logan played the U. U of U. U the B. B Y College the A. A C. C Logan City and all the Farmers Farm Farm- ers thereabouts thereabouts determined determined to have such a jubilee in honor of their expected victor victory that Logan would have to be and a new census taken Yes they had planned to have a time I Every old buggy wagon hay rack hay rake mowing machine self-binder self grain header wheelbarrow sulky plow scraper scraper scraper-in in fact every wheeled d machine had been pressed into service by th the Farmers as a conveyance to get them and their friends to Logan for the big jamboree jamboree jamboree jam jam- boree and wow pow-wow in honor of the scalping of Utah's Varsity All day Friday and Friday night and well into the afternoon of Saturday Nov ih the motley pilgrims rushed toward Logan Logan Logan Lo Lo- gan by all the turnpikes lanes and cow trails Some rode on broncos some rode bicycles some rode on cows some som walked walked any any way to get to Logan fo forthe for forthe the The calves and the pigs of Cache Valley went ent hungry to bed that Friday eve A Brother was there and had everything everything- that was combustible and movable in the township hauled to the campus for the big blaze Fences were torn down trees were dug up government government government govern govern- ment documents and reports were taken from the library store rooms and old I F clothes were joyously contributed for forthe forthe l the stupendous jubilation fire Brother l had even hired an undertaker a ar ar r coffin seven pall-bearers pall eleven hacks I thirteen musicians musicians to to play the Dead f March In Saul and four forty-four mourn- mourn r ers Saturday all the furnaces in town Mown were fired up steam pressure was maintained maintained maintained main main- at i oo Paul Revere was stationed stationed stationed sta sta- at the telegraph office J Jennie enni McNeal eal was at at- the atthe the telephone exchange and high in each steeple an old sexton was was to to ring the joyful tidings of L Logan Logan Lo Lo- gan victory At the end of the first half Paul ReVere Revere Revere Re Re- vere and Jennie McNeal eal and their mud- mud covered mustangs tore through the town to the campus with the news Neither side scored I Everybody wanted to start the great fire and shoot the big guns which were loaded to the muzzle with nails bolts nuts screws stove lids lids any any old thing But Brother raised his hand staying the celebration till the game was over Alas 1 he paused too many When the game was over all was quiet in the tre city that wot of pf the terrible time Darkness came down and mercifully mercifully mercifully mer mer- shrouded the village in mystery and nd misery The fires were the patriots sneaked disconsolately moodily their several ways While all that was Wp's heard was the moan of the wind the wail of th the unpaid ringers bell the creak creak of the conveyances various as they passed over the rutty roads and d meandering cow trails back to the farms and the hungry calves and pigs |