Show Something Awful Miss N is the author of the following following following follow follow- ing recipe for for Tulip salve It should be read without asking any questions or passing any criticisms Rub tulips together on any similar substance then spoon well and be sure that it is set in a place where the temperature temperature temperature temper temper- is two in the dark Spoon again then let settle and set in the moonlight to work Spoon again then bottle and place over a post gate-post in the starlight Note Successful Successful only after dark |