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Show WOULD ALSO LIKE TO KNOW Problem Put Up to Private Kelly Was Something Over Which He Had Been Pondering. Kelly had drown a summary for being be-ing absent from post while on guard duty. "Where were you," demanded the judge advocate, "when the sergeant of the guard passed just In front of your post?" "At the rear." "Where were you when the corporal passed just behind it?" "At the front." "And now," triumphantly, "where were you when the sergeant and Hie corporal wulked around your post from opposite directions without seeing see-ing you." "Judge," said Kelly hopefully,' "ihat's been worrying me. Where was I?" The AmeIean Legion Weekly. |