Show J I ri i jui l lA A C COACHING ACHING PARTY tJ I l r f A Couple of Couples of Varsity Students 1 Skip kip Classes naf es and nd Take a e a R Romantic i i c 6 0 Trip rip f. f in a D Delivery Wagon jt r Y we J iu jut u t ha hadji p. p pl u l jolly jolly y t time be began i. i gan 2 Miss J Lulu Keyting y u g not l knowing that a Chr Chronicle e editor 1 was among the 9 auditors t Ve t smile w was was s certainly indicative indicative of some o delicious me memories ries a and d. d every Yi fellow in the crowd was eager for a tast taste taste 1 of of the memories jj j j i You see she continued our our party of four left the U Uni ni at the luncheon hour hou J Jin in the automobile Automobile exclaimed the fellows and who made up the royal party i Why yes automobile or or in other other words horseless carriage The coaching party consisted of George Riser and Ivy Dix and Will Dunn and myself The The coachman was wasA wasA wasA was A Z C. C M M. r I. I delivery boy exclaimed exclaimed exclaimed ex- ex claimed Parker B. B Pratt Piatt from among the auditors Tell the story Y Pratt Out with it it Pratt was shouted sho ted with laughter and and 1 Miss Keyting gave- gave up the platform took a back seat y Yes e it was a horseless carriage continued continued continued con con- Pratt cc It It was dragged by a span aspan of mules You see I I. I just take a different point of view from Miss Lulu with a few realistic touches It was last Fi Friday iday noon noon that the two couples jumped into a Z C. C M. M I delivery wagon wagon out here in front of the library building and were driven off as fast as the mules would run inn That's as asfar asfar j far as I translated professor so some one else will have to finish the story Well smiled Miss Keyting again you see there are aie always two sides to a question and Mr Pratt has just told you the wrong side Then Ill I'll tell you the right light side in interrupted interrupted in- in Bish Cannon with an air of i i 1 iid i- i j j j- jn I n J. A. A Mis Keyting took took tooka b tuck back lck authority Miss Key ting a r Teal se 1 4 i 5 w 1 n tI agam 0 t fit rf w was was s a a Z C. C M. C M Jv I. I I. d deliver delivery delivery- liv f wagon all ri right b B Bish continued continued rit I d ci arid rr the e party consisted consisted n isted as v was y i iSA s s 's SA said i of Mist Miss K Key Keyting ting Miss M ss Dix and nd D Dunn nn and Riser i B But t whether the wagon was was' was attached tt hed tb mules nules' or or cows cow's I know kr wt At any At-any ariy y n-y rate ate they sat on a a washing ma machine liine Inthe in iii inthe the wagon until they got down to the Tw Twentieth Ward store Then Dunn and Riser tugged at the washer for fifteen minutes and fina finally y landed it in the store In the meantime the coachman was enjoying enjoying enjoying en en- the fun and especially the sweet smiles smile's and pretty laughter c of f Lulu and Miss Ivy But that's as far as LI 1 I translated professor Those are two horrid nightmares that Mr Cannon and Mr Pratt have just nar nar- rated I should think they would have more more pleasant dreams than that retorted Miss Keyting with a pretty flash of her eye which indicated that she di mean just exactly what she said Oh but I translated further than that interrupted Gill Richards with a smile When they got to Main street they abandoned the coach and went over to Franklins Franklin's the caterer There they had some delicious fall drinks such a Franklin Frank Frank- lin alone can make and bought some fancy candies which they ate on the way back to the Varsity via the First South street line Then they had prayers and dismissed Look out There comes the Lord Mayor exclaimed Parker B. B P. P with g great eat excitement and the crowd dispersed in wild confusion With this realistic version of the affair one can readily fill in the romantic touches at first gue guess s. s 4 y b by y 1 I |