Show j QUITE Im going to sue the Chronicle for lible said Instructor Driggs last week Such things do not happen happe every day in inthe inthe inthe the week It is the greatest event that has happened in the history of human humankind humankind humankind kind The members of the faculty were much disappointed last week at not being presented presented presented pre pre- by two baskets of oranges by Prof Coray as had fad been expected Why the oranges did not appear last week was not learned A well-known well college student who is preparing for the study of medicine was looking through the Standard dictionary one day last week to find how to spell the word disease He looked for every possible word beginning with des and then went to the Century dictionary thinking that the word must have been omitted from the Standard by an extraordinary extraordinary extraordinary mistake Still he was unable to find the word In despair he rushed to the Chronicle office to tell his remarkable discovery that discovery that either he was a fool or orthe orthe orthe the dictionaries had t the e jimjams Abe Muir was elected captain of the Orphan baseball team and manager of the Orphan track team at the meeting of the year second-year last week E. E R. R Morgan B. B S. S M. M E. E 01 was a visitor last week He has returned from Cheyenne to spend spend- the summer as county water commissioner He will return return to his work in Cheyenne next fall Mr Mor- Mor 1 r t. t j x i i Oj i i f gan has been engaged by the Government Government Government Govern Govern- ment to work out the history of water claims in Salt Lake Valley Former students and graduates who visited the Varsity last week were Miss J Kate Thomas Miss Lillian McLachlan Chester Ames E. E R. R Morgan and Walter Walter Walter Wal Wal- ter Evans Prof Lyman's surveying class was out Thursday evening making observations on the North Star for the purpose of locating the true meridian Miss Babcock addressed the junior and senior High School students last Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday Wed Wed- morning on The Merchant of Venice While at the Deaf and Dumb School at Ogden a week ago Miss Babcock taught the deaf mutes how to play handball Mr Horace Cummings supervisor of nature study in the training school was at Nephi on Saturday Prof Lyman addressed the county teachers at Ogden on Saturday Prof Stewart and Instructor Robison repeated their illustrated lecture at Grantsville Grantsville Grantsville Grants- Grants ville and Tooele on Saturday and Sunday On Saturday Prof Stewart conducted the Tooele county teachers' teachers institute Dr Talmage returned from the coast on Wednesday On Wednesday of this week President Kingsbury will appear before the Salt Lake City Council to g give ve expert testimony testimony testimony of rice mony on the question of purity taken from different localities last winter Prof Marshall was at Price Price last week and delivered an illustrated lecture on Westminister abbey A bowling club was organized last week by the following memBers Prof Toronto Instructor Teach- Teach ij i 4 i J i i i t J J o 1 H T o r v. v 1 r er Peterson and Miss B Bril Brinton inton ton Miss Edwards Edwards Edwards Ed Ed- wards Mrs Stephens of the training school and Mr and Mrs W. W A. A Lee Mrs and Dr M. M W. W Snow The members expect to double the size of the club within a few days and are looking looking look- look ing for good members to join |