Show ss- ss WILLIAM T. T WARD President of ot 01 L President William T Ward this is the first time his middle middle middle mid mid- dle name was ever written out in in full first corroborated tie the fact that babies all aU look alike not that he ever corroborated the fact more than once in the metropolis of Willard city named after William himself it is said among the Box- Box elders of northern Utah Sun Sun- on un- un day March 13 1880 To the auspicious auspicious auspicious aus aus- day of his birth is evidently evident evident- ly to be traced the cause of the Presidents President's always having been a I home-boy home not homely boy and arid always for his goodness of heart and spirituality of nature The first word little Willie T. T ever spoke during those years that his right Tight thumb was his second dearest friend on earth was th the Irish Iris word for president The Theom om omeri n was always cherished by his mamma And since then President President President dent Ward has been president of the childrens children's primary association in in his bis native ci city y president preside t of a l k Sunday-school Sunday class president of f church deacons president of the oi 01 Glee Club president of the year third last year president president president dent of the year fourth-year this year year the the highest oH office c in in the gift of ol the University in some peoples people's peoples people's peoples people's peo peo- ples minds and still he insists on oni i wondering whether he will ever be P President t President is is the father of Glee Clubs in in modem modera times times he being the author of ol the gr great at Glee Club Renaissance some SOllie i 1 en t ty nine nine months ago The object of this sketch Is one of those rare an anthropoids whom j young women that have have passed through the frivolously girlishly period of life would classify classify classify clas clas- in in n th the genus Good Catch and in the species Hard C Catch ch like Angel-like lovely-like lovely maide maidel-l maidel 1 ke I t f sl should not despair however for his heart as yet has not been con- con quested r Last year President William Ward delivered a famous Fourth of July oration before his fellow citizens of Willard City at atthe atthe atthe the national celebration in that place It was a masterly effort and many of the elderly citizens believe l him to tobe be the Orator of the f. f Recognizing this fact and his work ork as a student and his success as 7 temporary instructor of English the faculty has chosen him as norf normal normal nor nor- f mal valedictorian this year k Mr Ward Nard knows how to smile smile- smile everybody knows Mr Wards Ward's smile It will be interesting data for fIr Howard and Roylance to learn that M Mr r. r Wards Ward's inimical smile had ar al origin partly biological biologic biologic- al and partly psychological biological ical from hi hit his early custom of eating sections loaf of bred- bred so m many tny un jam while while associating ou c t with his boyhood u j contemporaries J ri si I e dut and psychological from r. r ll his S early a ry J vC habit of ot making so much i music tin in io 1 o JI j i the air air whose retrain r runs something something some- some I v Q w thing like this M Mafi a ma maj mal mal-a i a f ft r I r a a. a t I But then Mr Ward Ward be believes believes be- be 1 v V v 7 in letting the dead dead J past 5 Miry bury ii its dead dead and and that l by bythe i the y is the reason he gives give f for not trying ying to bury Miry the first secondhand Tan 4 1 t third third- I U year normal classes Ward is is a good jolly joUr joUr-g good ci fel fellow fellow low And if you want a trade last for him why just ask any of the girls what they think of him The base ball diamond and track are being prepared for the seasons season's work The bleachers were n reconstructed reconstructed recon recon- constructed con con- last week by Holmes Goff L. L J. J Muir Abe Muir Butler Pratt Dofflemyre Hatch Morris Hume Rideout Sharp and Ajax 3 |