Show 3 C SYNOPSIS OF THIRD YEAR NORMAL NORMAL NORMAL NOR- NOR MAL CLASS DAY DA Y EXER EX EX- ER i A I-A A burlesque on the graduating ing class The prominent features of this part were first a glee club song second presentation of Papa McGhie's picture and his reply third class song The Tl e songs as given are as follows i Glee Club Song 1 TUNE MEDLEY 1 deck Well We'll call all hands upon deck upon Well We'll call all hands han u upon ori a deck ck deck l upon H Hallo allot Their Ward is on the hill We Vie We hear him howling still Wont Won't they be glad if they get out the Varsity get out the Varsity Vars ity get ity-get get out the Varsity Wont Won't they be glad if they get out the Varsity Put them in their little arms of their papa Their dear darling papa Their moss-covered moss papa who taught them to to- to Sing Singsong song Sing song si a ng song a asing sing song song- song sing song sing son sing g-a-sing- song-a-sing song When they leave this institution and are Gone far away away- We wonder if they know do they hear their papa papa calling For Musser Boyle and Welling For Hughes who still is yelling About the souvenirs he has to stall sell And hopes that they will do real well For money they want that is all Y I that is all r For money they want that is all that is all One hundred and twenty-five twenty dollars dollars dollars dol dol- lars To pay for the use of the Judge Fry is a soldier His hair is jet white black He dressed in regimentals With a class pin on his back He is a jolly fellow of cheak there is no lack He dressed in regimentals with a class pin on 1 This pin were we're telling you about Is awful green and Put a turnip in its place and call it Neilson too too But we think hell he'll hardly do too too too-N too eilsen too But we think hell he'll hardly do There are more There are more But weve we've heard of them before There are more there ere fre more But weve we've heard of them before Fourth years good bye good bye adieu naughty ones Fourth years good bye good bye adieu naughty ones Fourth years good Our Class A burlesque by Miss Anna Hatch at the year third-year high jinks on the one naughty-one class poet Miss Cum- Cum Our class is the the class class of I 1901 go I And we are just the only one Our badges pretty are The prettiest by far Of any purchased by byA byA byA A class of the Varsity Our class color is s green greenA A contrast it would seem As everybody knows how bright And how our class can fight Both for the honor of the school And the keeping of the golden rule We Ve try to keep that golden rule And learn our lessons e sons well at school And if the alcoves could only tell d dHow r How very extremely very well Our couples study nudy there w 3 And 1 nigh might t just as well welli f occupy oc cupy one on Chair thair I think all will agree with me I We are re the hottest lt class fi tin yin yin-i the Varsity J Since we have been in this here school Weve We've tried to trespass every rule And if ever we have met defeat Weve We've always cried Its a cheat its a cheat And in the debate with the naughty twos g. g We claim the judges had a booze x Or else how plainly they could have havet t seen seenI by The boys who wore the grand old I green W Were r b better far than tha tho those e independent independent inde nde- pendent chumps Who are always giving us s such ch hard hardI I bumps Y And we defy those naughty ty twos To find a fault with that st story ry of of Loust Lous t tSuch t Such shining lights as are in our class W We defy the world to surpass I And when we leave this U. U of U. U 11 Wh expect to see it fall fan right G through For how can it go on to fame Without the help of our great train r Of Welling Ward Brown and Fry To smile in the halls halls- of Varsity Oil mile Oh students wake up and take pattern patI pattern pat pat- pat pat- ter tern of us I. I I For dont don't rou you re remember ber that i t. t we we ve were the first f. f To have junior exercises e 1 j And why cannot you pyou 1 t Originate some grand and great event too So that you will be able to crow just as we we Your the the leaders l aden of the Varsity V l Class Class- Song I TUNE BLUE AND GRAY GR y I. I j L t r A cl class ss there the is in the U. U of U. U With a papa at its head hea McGhie's s 's his name but its all the the same Hes He's a hot one its been said Without his care they would not Dot dare daie J To undertake a thing F 4 J I And its now well known known- known A J AAs I a aAs As has been shown shown x H That to him hill they always clin J r 1 i CHORUS CHORUS' j They are green grEen an and s sos so's i th their ir colors That you all can see They will show you on th the morrow There great Mid their scientific yelling That they think such fun They are led by Arthur Welling The class of 1902 Marshall arshall 1 is their Engligh teacher He thinks they are punk Stewart is is their little preacher He hopes they will not flunk For he says they have a knowledge That you cant surpass 3 1 But hes he's told the s same m mold old story To every fourth y year ar class t J i I II I Ii oj Wo w. t t Fays Fay's the man who thi thinks ks he can canDo canDo an 0 Do w wonders at debate I. I 1 Wards Ward's the one who makes the fun In a way that is sedate sedat And Burton too will sure fall through J When oratory fails And Mark and Clare lar a and d the theother other J. J pair I Will iVill meet in mournful wails CHORUS They are are green and sos so's sos their h ir colors I That you all can s see see Et e-Et Etc t 2 A 2 A Burlesque Faculty meeting meet meet ing ing The principal part of this meeting meeting meeting meet- meet ing was the consideration of a petition petition peti peti- i tion from the oi 01 class for lion tio read ea by Prof Marshall 4 g jt Jf t v P Petition titi n nas as follows t f 4 May 22 1901 t of Utah To the tIle School Sc Teachers what has learnt us n DEAR TEACHERS We We want to tox x fV 1 graduate graduate- awful bad We have learnt lots W Wo W would give a to graduate Prof Stewart says were we're the only pebbles The 02 S are going to graduate next year and were we're better than thir go goin in to be Well now just think of the things we have went and done iti At Ji We had the had the first junior exercises exercises' in this here school Wed We'd a one in inthe inthe inthe the debates with the oos and 02 62 classes if the judges had only of decided in our favor We tried hard to raise at our Kermes We made ev every ry one of you professors pay a ticket to come cometo cometo cometo to our Kermes and we tried I to ito get all the money out of you that we could while you were in there but we are awful sorry now for we didn't know then that we wo would ld have to ask you to let us graduate But we did aid have the first junior ex ex- We have got lote of ta talent talent tal tal- ent in our class Mr McGhie is ison t Ii ton on our side Were We're awful sorry sorry we played that trick tri k on Prof Stew Stew- art We have got a jim dandy Glee club and McGhie's its Papa Hoping you will and all the up above we sly remain yours Signed Class of 1901 Igoe g. g P. P S S. Please reply quick 3 t Prof Marshall presented the foll following wing names for graduation from the college department i Slivers I-Slivers Slivers Windy Schiley 2 Royal 2 Royal Dad Morgan Mor an 3 the Ripper 4 Uncle 4 Uncle Tom Glen 5 Instructor 5 Instructor Taylor Taylor-F. Taylor R. R S J r N Nellie 6 6 Nellie ellie Barker Clark l Romney omney J 7 Ellis i Ellis Stevenson Shipp 8 Lou 8 Lou Barker 1 9 9 Jacobson Ja l i f t i |