Show 1 J I 1 i I F I Ir j 7 r t r- r iti f fk i 14 k 1 tl lt 1 it i. r f 41 t tf j r. r SI STAFF Aff t I r v j f a f HORACE HORAC SH SHELBY SHELY rEY OI 01 BLANCH THOMAS o oo OO OON oN N. N rm r FRANK BARNES 03 KATE THORPE 02 N. N u II xU GEORGE C. C RISER oo 00 p P. P j. j ri 1 j. j Will the Delta Phi boys please give us a ball on the Friday night 1 before school closes t Student teacher How is it that hens sometimes hatch hatch- ducks' ducks eggs Bright child Because hens and ducks are cousins N f First Student When I get r married I want to go west and j settle down Second Student When I 1 get married I want to go east and settle up The Dramatic Club Oh Mr I if it is agai against st the rules of the U University ni versi ty to let us out of the building after five 0 o'clock clock please suspend a rope ladder from the window of Room 32 Sing a song of sixpence Broken the rule rule rule- was Four and one good actors Locked in the school 0 r f-r When the window opened t Jumping was the thing thing thing- Isn't this a dreary tale 4 f For our janitor to sing if r 1 One of the Training School Schoolgirls Schoolgirls Schoolgirls girls was all broken up the other day In her class she had asked the children to name an animal that had fur Tommy has fur one little littleboy littleboy littleboy boy answered stroking the hair of his worker co-worker in mischief And she had to say that Tommy was not an animal The Dramatic Club held its tenth rehearsal last Saturday evening evening evening even even- ing at the home of Miss Babcock The members of the cast are r working hard to make the performance performance performance per per- so successful that it will long be remembered by the students students stu stu- J dents and their friends The liThe Weaker Sex a play full of artis- artis a tic scenes and hum humorous rous dialogues J is the chosen piece It will be produced on the twenty-first twenty of this month in the Salt Lake Theatre aL During the Thanksgiving exercises exercises exercises ex ex- at the Training School Mr McKnight expressed his pleasure pleas pleas- ure at the large number of gifts the children had brought for the poor II If If any of you know of a poor family please give me their num num- ber Miss Horne Home who resides at No 7 7 under her breath No 7 7 please and tell them to i bring cake A group of First Year students stood around the door of the waiting-room waiting when Young and McGhie walked out of it into the hall G Going ing to class Mr Young asked of his friend II No I guess not Mr McGhie answered I I haven't got my lesson II Oh if he knew what those girls and boys said about him and his teachings the saying II Practice what you you preach would be fixed so firmly in his mind that he would remember it to his dying day 6 Notice is hereby given that thata a Democratic State County-State Convention Convention Convention Conven Conven- tion will be held Monday afternoon afternoon afternoon after after- noon Dec 18 1899 in room 25 of the University Main Building for the purpose of electing eight Delegates to attend the Democratic Democratic Democratic State Nominating Convention Convention Convention Conven Conven- tion and for the purpose of nominating nominating nominating nom nom- a full Democratic County ticket consisting of the following officers One 1 Clerk one 1 Sheriff one 1 Assessor officio ex-officio Collector Collector Collector Col Col- lector one H 1 Attorney one 1 Supt of Public Instruction one 1 Treasurer one 1 Recorder one 1 Auditor one 1 Coroner three 3 Commissioners and one 1 State Senator and three 3 State Representatives and for the transaction of any further business business business busi busi- f ness that may be brought before 1 the Convention i Dated this day of Decem Decem- ber GEORGE S. S GIBBS Chairman County Central Com Com- rL Ill I'll Chemistry Notes Mr McCoy hasn't his cuffs on B 1 Apollo looks pensive I wonder wonder won won- t. 51 11 tL- tL der why i 1 1 i j The boy boy- in seat No 26 has hasIt's hasi i- i dimples f Its It's none of my affair but being being being be be- ing an ordinary daughter of Eve Id I'd like to know why Mr C. C comes in late every day j of it j The odor of calcium carbide is equalled only by the perfumes L used by the boy in seat No 31 1 and drifted over here by every breeze J P jt r I like to come here on Mondays Mondays Mon Mon- f f days not being registered I know I wont won't be called upon to answer any questions Its such a heavenly heaven heaven- ly feeling of safety ety and its it's fun to watch and exult over the poor wretches around me I think I should like a dress dres x I the color of a solution of cuprous chloride in aqueous ammonia and trimmed with velvet the color of the gas in a bottle of This would cause a sensation I think J 4 |