| Show i OTHERS OTHERS' lUSCIOUS LUSTERS i Reciprocal Cuts They stood beneath a spreading tree And talked as lovers should And then to seal the compact he Cut Mabel on the wood Now back to town they both have strayed One day they chanced to meet And then and there the self-same self maid Cut Charlie on the street Ex J A Kindness Three is a crowd and there were three The parlor lamp the maid and he But two is company no doubt That's why the knowing lamp went out Central High School Monthly Jt- Jt J The Freshmen Oh freshman spare that tree Touch not a single bough In youth it walloped thee You must respect it now 1 Oh freshman spare that tree I Although its limbs are dead If wood you need you see Youve You've plenty in your head j So spare the forests forest's pride Nor mar the sylvan scene Let sympathy abide abide- You too are pretty green The The New Collegian A Desperate Lover A A student at one of the great seminaries was conducting a prayer meeting and andin in an outburst of feeling he said O 0 God give us all pure hearts give us all clean hearts give us usall usall all sweet hearts And the congregation congregation con con- of young men students w- w responded amen Ex A Little Lesson Oh what is kiss kissin in French she asked k And felt her cheeks go redI red s I dont don't know what it is in French f He softly said And he caught her in his arms f She murmured Stop it Hark But no one stirred stirred She She knows what kiss f Is in the dark Times Chicago t. t i 1 i A Jingle l Once upon a time there lived a little man PI A fat little little man a funny man A very little funny little fat old man Who didn't go to church on Sunday 7 The neighbors called him a naughty little littleman littleman littleman man A bad little man a wicked little man A very naughty wicked little bad bad man Cause he didn't go goto to church on Sunday The preacher said Y go to hell fc t tTo To a big black hell to a brimstone hell To a big black boiling brimstone hell r rIf 1 f If you dont don't go to church on Sunday 4 J t 1 But the same little man man man-he he had a little soul A very small soul a mighty small soul v Just the speck of a e 1 soul J That didn't much in see Sunday of r q r But the same little soul was on the right 1 rt ut r road The straight little road the narrow little road took and it carried It no room no load And it traveled all day Sunday J kl klAnd And when it came at the close of day To the tight little wicket wicket- at the end of j t the way tIt t- t j jIt It slipped through the bars and went n. n whistling away i 9 To the place where they dont don't keep VV j jS S Sunday un d aYe v a l t R J Silver and Gold Jt J. J j jA A K Kiss jO He asked the Miss what is a kiss r r Grammatically defined It is a conjunction sir sir ir she said i. i 1 And hence it can not be declined J v Ex c if Got Far Student translating translating translating trans trans- lating Virgil II Three times I Ia a strove to cast my arms about her neck That's as far as I got P Professor ro f Professor II I I think that was quite far enough II Ex lit l A Paradox J. J if i Again sage men are sadly led led t gY To speculate upon it I Her bonnet is upon her head 1 Yet her head is on her bonnet Fill Ex I ti Cornell charges 35 cents admission admission sion for her ball games and has out large crowds crowds Ex Guilty Conscience Latin Latin professor professor professor pro pro- fessor dictating liT Tell ell me slave where is the horse Startled Student Its under my coat but I was not using it Ex A Questionable Feat I rose with great alacrity To offer her my seat i a question whether she or I Should stand upon my feet Ex |
