| Show ABOUT THE CLASSES Year Fourth Dance The The Fourth 1 Year Normal Class gave a very J pleasant and successful dancing 1 p party in the Sixteenth Ward hall j last Friday evening The good attendance netted the class about 1 twenty dollars 1 J Collegiate The Banquets The The Freshmen Freshmen Fresh Fresh- men and Sophomores have decided J 11 t a I i 7 1 I i to give their banquets in the re red red- room of the Knutsford hotel The Seniors have accepted the invitation invitation tion to be the guests of honor at atthe atthe the freshman banquet It Seniors Meet The The Seniors got together Thursday afternoon in inthe inthe inthe the College Women's room in what was supposed to be a secret session meeting But their big bumps bump's of proverbial conceit or something or other made it known that they discussed the question how best to carry out their determination determination determination deter deter- to give some day class-day exercises this year that will make them pre-eminent pre in Varsity his his- tory It Seconds and Fourths Unite The Year Fourth-Year Normal Class re recently recently recently re- re passed a resolution saying that it will cheer for the second- second year students in their contest with the third Some say the resolution resolution resolution reso reso- lution was wordel worde 1 an an expression of sympathy and the the thirds do donot donot donot not hesitate to draw the suggestive conclusion Dissected a Cat Cupid Cupid counted one more broken heart last week A dear pussy cat the only worldly consolation of some unfortunate old maid was captured and dissected dissected dissected dis dis- in the class of college Its stomach showed indications indications indications indi indi- of having been fed on fresh oysters and chocolate cake 1 its its' spinal cord bore marks of many matly loving caresses its claws were well manicured its teeth were well brushed and polished having two gold fillings and one amalgam filling filling filling fill fill- ing and its fur showed the results of frequent applications of hair oil The poor pussy was a cat of culture and refinement It Extempore Speaking Next Next Friday Friday Friday Fri Fri- day the students in extempore speaking will deliver minute fifteen-minute addresses on the trust problem Second Second- Second Year Year Girls The Th The girls of l the Year Second-Year Normal Class had hada a secret meeting in Room 18 on iI Wednesday afternoon It was more secreted than they expected however however however how how- ever for some of the year second-year boys placed a board against the thedoor thedoor thedoor door knob and then nailed it to the floor For over half an hour the girls were wele held prisoners till the tricksters touched with compassion compassion compassion com com- passion released them I It t is often said that nothing is more ironical than to say that any women held a secret meeting and this is no ex ex- The girls met for the II purpose of organizing a girls girl's glee club JI A Gospel Sermon The The Fourth- Fourth Year Normal students wandered d from the straight and narrow path within the last few weeks by listening to the temptations of naughty Satan As a result good Prof Lyman was moved upon to preach an hours hour's sermon to the wayward ones last Thursday after after- noon The result of course was marvelous Repentance and reformation reformation reformation re re- formation followed close upon ulon the professors professor's admonitions and exhortations exhortations exhortations ex ex- and now all will be pleased to know that the mem members of the class are all good Christians pl again All praise Prof Lyman r Another Glee Club The The secondi second- second i year students are organizing a glee tf 1 I r club assisted by the good services f. f t t of Chester Ames John Z Brown Brownis J r is IS lea leader d er 1 1 An Historical Except Exception This This is s the fin first t year since the Mining School was established that all the students taking mechanical drawing drawing drawing draw draw- ing have kept their work up to date at New Plans The The Building Junior Juni Juni- or and Sophomore engineers are drawing plans of the of-the the different floors to be in the new University build build- ings The plans will appear in inthis inthis this years' years annual On Account of Rain The The surveying surveying sur sur- students as well as the I birdies are compelled to give up up their usual pursuits during such Y rainy weather as was had last wee week k i r oj ojE E Earnest Workers Workers Workers- w f 7 Prof Lyman never loses occasion to praise hl his earnest earnest honest diligent workers worker 1 of the engin engineering department 1 who he says much enjoy and appreciate appreciate ap ap- ap J preci te the practical work they are doin doing 1 |
