Show J HOME HAPPENINGS N I The ups an and downs we meet in school life Gatehouse and Tucker The Th Entrance Fee to the winter course in the Branch Normal School is to be instead of 10 1000 00 It is amusing to watch our girls practicing practicing Delsarte to and from the W W. B. B during B.-during during the recent rains 1 Miss R R is is taking physics and geo geo- metry She says sa that both are worse than the other if not worse Dr of Logan was visiting visiting visiting visit visit- ing the University last week Dr is a native of If Japan and a graduate of the Imperial U Uni Uni- ni- ni At present he is practising asa as a Veterinary Surgeon in Logan He is isan isan isan an affable gentleman and added adderl many friends to his list while visiting with us USe 9 j c 1 i iV One hundred volumes J of f. f magazines S received by the University are being bound This will be a valuable acquisition acquisition si- si tion to the library Miss Stella Neff a graduate of the Brigham Young Academy and Miss Lula Gates from Provo visited the University last week More work head-work is done in Room 10 than in any other class room in the building Forty young men eat their lunch there every day First student in Chemistry Chlorine Chlor ine gas acts as an anti antidote ote to alcohol 1 I- I Second student Will it sober a drunken man Professor A Lecture Course is to he given by mem members bers of the U University ty Faculty inthe in inthe inthe the Branch Normal School Cedar City sometime during the winter Much consternation has been caused among the psychology students from the fear that they have to study the psychological psychological psychological psycho psycho- logical development of the microbe 1 The he manager of the foot foot- foot ball balI reports that it satisfactory arrangements can be made a game will be played with the University of f Nevada in the near future The Department of Natural History has has the largest enrollment o of college students which h it has ever had In Iq the several classes more than thirty-five thirty students are enrolled fr frIt It is js suggested that a contingent fund of time be started by the Faculty for forthe forthe the CHRONICLE editors This being done the thoughts of flunking might give place to some better ideas There is a silent hungry little box bex hanging changing in the hall waiting for up contributions contributions con con- tn b f from rom the students Make the CHRONICLE entirely a students paper 11 by sending in all items of interest to the stud students Mr Ralph Chamberlin is doing systematic systematic work on Utah Diatoms J So far as we know this is the first work of cf the kind to be done in Utah and his results will naturally excite considerable considerable considerable con con- interest Professor Allen in Algebra b If our forefathers had found so much difficulty in finding roots as this class the red mans man's wigwam would today have occupied the pl place of our beloved in in- in One day last week the beautiful song Sweet McGhie echoed through the halls Upon inq inquiry the singers proved to be he two pretty first year dam dam- sels Who says our new instructor instruct r is not admired by his cLasses F FA A Sneeze With a Suffix 4 It happened one morning last week in the library The students were all busily occupied with their les lessons ons and an unusual stillness pervaded the room All at once a timid little sneeze was heard folIoed by an audible sigh in rather a high key Its author proved to tobe tobe toe be e a bashful young lady who was blushing blushing blushing blush blush- ing profusely as everyone looked up Two or three boys began to snicker but the girls cast glances of sympathy in her direction The snickers snickers snickers-or or the grew grew more explosive and the young ladys lady's blushes deepened At last unable to stand the ordeal longer she quietly left the room This caused the boys to go almost into convulsions so to avoid creating a disturbance they also left the room Seeing them come out into the hall the girl thought they were following her so she rushed down the stairs and made her escape into the ladies dressing room Poor Dear Dear It It was such a dai dainty ty sneeze sneeze and and she hasn't been seen since j f f r II q 1 Latin conjugations must be hard One student has it thus r Past tense Amaba f fOne One of th the boys was seen looking for his hat at last week It happened that one of the girls was seen at about t the e ei i h t t same same time striding through the halls j r wearing a a derby and had it iL not been for the kind protection of the ladies toilet room no doubt there would have been a scene The power habit h has s over a person is well illustrated by bv the following A certain student became becam so accustomed accustomed accustomed tomed to spending his hip noon hours in inthe inthe inthe the Presidents President's t s office last year that the theother theother theother other day when he heard the one o o'clock clock bell ring he made a line bee-line for the old stand He reached the door his knees smote each other with a mighty smite his heart sank into his heels and a huge lump arose in his throat He prepared to open the door when he suddenly remembered that a new Ruler held forth within and that he had no red-ink red invitation Truly the power of habit is great The lecture to be given next Friday evening by Professor Marshall promises to be one of special interest to students of the University The views will consist of pictures taken from actual photographs of such places as St. St Augustine Jamestown Jamestown James James- ames ames- town and Plymouth made mad famous by their connection with American History Views will be shown of colonial houses and churches battlefields revolutionary forts torts and many buildings of note as Hall Independence Hall and Washington's Home The professor has visited most of the places mentioned above and is familiar with the historical circumstances connected wi with th them j t L i d j. j z A contingent fund is to be started started by bythe bythe the faculty to assist deserving poor students to continue work in the University Uni Uni- j All will be grieved to hear of the death of In Instructor Bradford's father The aged gentleman after a short illness illness ill ill- ness passed away awa at his home in Murray last Wednesday He came to Utah with the pioneers and was loved and respected by all The campus presents a different appe appearance appearance ap ap- pe from what it did last week Under the direction of the Athletic Association the weeds eeds have either been uprooted or cut down and burned This This' gives the boys anchor field field and much hard work is expect expected d. d Miss L. L V. V P. P was wac walking along the board walk toward the W eating B B eating a a. a huge apple It happened that a Professor Professor Professor Pro Pro- fessor was walking the other way They met with the result that one continued her way minus a large piece of her apple and the other proceeded with said piece tucked in the side of his mouth Quite an important change is is being made in the method of instructing the theArt theArt theArt Art Class this year Each year the class becomes larger er until now it numbers numbers numbers num num- bers over two hundred and consists of four sections As it is impossible for Miss Brotherhood to give this lal large laige ge number of ot students individual attention she will with the permission of the Faculty select from the art class of last year a num number her of oJ students who will be beher beher beher her corps of assistants For their services they will receive private instruction in advanced art from Miss Brotherhood and besides a certificate certificate certificate attesting to their having had two years of art and one years year's experience in teaching This opportunity of receiving receiving receiving re re- private instruction in higher art than that the class considers will no doubt be greatly appreciated l Prof Lyman's annual joke was told the theother theother theother other day in the usual lively manner It is If If a vehicle of three wheels is called a tricycle two a bicycle what hat is one of on one wheel called Answer A wheelbarrow Professor Marshall in class of twenty- twenty with five How many are acquainted this Biblical reference Three students hold up their hands Professor quite elated Very good there was only one last year The New Grand Stock company will present the laughable comedy drama II The rhe English Rose during d the entire week This will be the last opportunity to see this Stock Company as the Grand will close Saturday night This present piece promises to be the best so far produced by this excellent company |