Show HOME 1 OM E HAPPENINGS tI I We expect much gratitude for this in in- formation In Psychology Mr A A Well how is it Professor that deaf mutes talk A psychological statement A bump behind the ear indicates pug pug- One of the fiends I wish I could get some good jokes at the reception One of the students Why dont don't you hang to the tails coat-tails of Professor Whiting We were pleased to see Langlois Langlois Lang Lang- lois and McKay in the buildings last Monday Mr T. T Did you understand that proposition proposition proposition pro pro- position in Geometry to-day to Mr B. B No I was behind Miss Miss's s 's s 's shat shat shat hat One of the school-boys school was heard to remark that the scenery in The Heart of Maryland looked beautiful from a distance istance Our worthy janitor had his arm broken during the vacation We extend to him our ur best wishes for his speedy recovery We advise the janitor to keep out of the CHRONICLE office For since he cleaned the room the editor is liable to shake his injured hand The CHRONICLE wishes to express its sincere thanks to the firm o of Calloway Galloway Hook Co for their kindness in lending lending lending lend lend- ing the dishes for the luncheon The editor wishes us to state that the CHRONICLE has a Circulation Department Department Department Depart Depart- ment which through an inadvertent mistake was omitted from the staff last wee week Have no fear subscribers you will get your papers r Local fiend to Miss C C k II Have you l seen anything funny this week Miss C. C Nothing only you The foot-ball foot athletes met on the campus last Tuesday and had a glorious practice The prospects are certainly bright for a winning team this year Mr Young sends in a piteous appeal that none of his numerous engagements be reported to his wife Please have mercy on the unfortunate gentleman Mr E. E A. A Taylor one of our former students visited the University last week At present he is at the mines in the South but intends to be with us at the beginning of the second half Prof Stephens To his class in music Now students in beating time remember remember remember ber that the down stroke is the hardest aside I learned that when a small boy There is nothing more gratifying to the mind than to know one has conquered This is what Prof Whiting thought as ashe ashe ashe he plunged the deadly weapon though the breast of his old opponent the grass grass- hopper Mr Jacobson in Fresh Math I cant can't see how a truncated prism can be a prism Prof Toronto Can you see how a sea-lion sea can be a lion A few weeks ago a certain student with his upper lip slightly covered rode down the street on his bicycle The small boy looked around the corner and exclaimed exclaimed ex ex- claimed A man A man Dont Don't try to guess who it was The Executive Committee of the Athletic Association met last Thursday to take action on the ng of suits stockings and other supplies for forthe forthe forthe the foot-ball foot boys hoys and it was decided to obtain the best material possible in order r er that our boys be may fully equipped Hor the coming season Yo I. I A student who saw Miss carrying her pet bat around school su suggested that when the base ball team is organized organized organized organ organ- she should by all means be se secured secured secured se- se cured for the battery The many frien friends s of Florence Dye will be pained to learn that she has an attack of typhoid fever The young lady is a graduate of the University Normal School and was a member of the CHRONICLE staff last year She has been occupying a position as teacher in the Hamilton School of this city The latest report is that she is improving We sincerely hope so While passing the mineralogy room a student suddenly heard a wild scream from the adjoining dissecting room and at once went to the rescue thinking it was one of the alligators or snakes that had broken loose It was only a tiny grasshopper that had per perched hed upon the dress of one of the damsels there With a pathetic smile he continued his way A student after wi wiping ping for fifteen minutes on the wet towel in the mens men's toilet room suddenly exclaimed II Confound Confound Con Con- Confound found this school cant can't it afford a dry towel The janitor stepping in at that moment moment moment mom mom- ent Why are you complaining five hundred students have wiped on that towel this morn morning lug and you are the first one to kick Friday night Oct 22 Professor Marshall Marshall Marshall Mar Mar- shall will give a lecture in in the Laboratory Laboratory Laboratory Labora Labora- tory building on Scenes from froth American History The lecture will be illustrated throughout with views prepared prepared prepared pre pre- pared from recent photographs Professor Professor Professor Pro Pro- fessor Marshall has consented to lend his services toward raising the CHRONICLE CHRONI CHRONI- CLE debt and an admission of 25 cents will be charged Professor Marshalls Marshall's extensive knowledge of the subject and his pleasing style of presenting it in insures insures insures in- in a large attendance i t If any anyone one wishes to hear the th howling howling howling howl howl- ing tempest II the the seething floods i the clamor of men women included i and many other piteous sounds he should 5 take the liberty of visiting this years year's class in Virgil F In Mr Bonds Bond's classes the students who get zero in their work pass out X with the highest honor A disconsolate r individual who takes Freshman Mathematics Mathematics Mather Mathe Mathe- r matics confidently remarked that if it were only the same in Prof Toronto's class he was sure he would come out all right The two basket-ball basket teams have joined this year and have chosen Miss Jean Hyde for their captain They had a good practice game last week and expect expect expect ex ex- to continue working until they become become be be- t come as invincible ble as they were last year Practice ladies and victory will j perch upon your basket i- i Last week one of the foot-ball foot players I rushing breathlessly to the ladies' ladies toilet it room exclaimed Hurry up Miss I r Wilkinson the boys are waiting to play f foot The ladies present held their breath and threw up the their r han hands s in n hori horror horror hor hor- i J at the thought of Miss W Wilkinson's Wilkinsons J pi pl pl- pl But their hearts beat again when the young lady explained that she simply had charge of their suits t The following list of hooks books has been for Professor Coray's ys y's depart- depart ment J A History of the II Warfare of Science with Theology Andrew D. D White Excursion Excursion Ex Ex- Excursion of An Evolutionist Fisk Fisk The State Woodrow Wilson An An tion to Sociology A. A Fairbank The Principle pIe of Sociology The Principle of Sociology Vol 3 Spencer An An Introduction to the Study of Sociology Sociology Sociology ogy Small and Vincent II Delsart tem of Oratory in Europe Lecky II Growth of the English Constitution Constitution Constitution Con Con- Greater Greece and Greater Britain Britain Bri Bri- tain E. E A. A Freeman f t Say boys just peruse th the following Eight mole skin trousers three canvas trousers three nose guards eleven shin guards and pairs of stockings one new pig skin After thinking out the following think of its significance and profit thereby r ENIGMA 1 1 I am a word of eleven letters 7 9 3 2 A long stick 1 11 9 3 2 took away 8 G 6 5 1 a domestic animal 1 6 10 4 broken waves My whole is good for all able able- bodied able people ENIGMA IA 2 This puzzle is the more important one and if fail to solve the above resolve this one into its prime factors and carry your resolution I consist of nine letters 6 2 8 3 R 9 11 Something used in rainy weather 5 2 6 9 A doctors doctor's ambition 3 3 7 9 6 That which supports the dead My whole is something that all students of the U. U of U. U should do We forgot to men mention tion in the last issue that the halls and rooms look quite up like perhaps it is because so many pretty girls have joined our ranks The instructors of the University gave an informal reception to the students on Friday last for the purpose of meeting 1 the students and becoming better acquainted acquainted acquainted ac ac- i in a social way 1 A large gathering of students were d 1 present and the affair was thoroughly I enjoyed A brief program had been arranged as folIo follows ws j 1 Student Song Song- II Our Varsity 2 Duett Misses Duett-Misses Misses Rich and Morgan l 3 Student Song Song Song- Vive Song Vive IB In U. U of U. U 4 Piano Solo Solo Miss Miss Lisle Young 5 Recitation Recitation Miss Miss Nellie Boyer 11 The evening crier no doubt had in indulged indulged indulged in- in somewhat lugubriously in the slight refreshments before the arrival of the students and created no little amusement throughout the evening through the of his However he led the singing in sonorous sonorous sonorous ous melodious accents in which the students joined heartily When he announced a duett by Miss Rich not a few smiled audibly Perhaps the fact that there Js is to be home rule in Ireland may explain many things that otherwise might be over over- looked The clinking of the ladel in the bowl to the recitation about music which was busily plied by L. L V. V P. P Le La Lon Lori jo L' L LL L Le La L' L Lon i i e a. a on r J ri riAlma Alma Alma The above by the girls and We Weare are the stuff by the boys were interesting features of the evening Rah Rah Ruh Rah Rah Ruh Faculty Faculty U. U of U The most interesting part of the evenings evening's exercises occurred after the students had filed out into the night From some hidden source President Kingsbury produced a large amount of lemonade Professor Marshall with his face wreathed in smiles skipped across the room and seized the other punch punchbowl punchbowl punchbowl bowl which he triumphantly bore and placed by the side of the punch bowl num number ber one then all the Professors crowded around like when we were iere boys and helped their wives also inci- inci dently themselves to the excellent bev bev- Professor Whiting wielded the ladel and had a difficult time in administering administering administering admin admin- to the wants of Professor Merrill Merrill Merrill Mer Mer- rill and Mr Lyman who vied w with th each other as to their relative capacities Professor Stewart held his own the by way It was thoroughly enjoyed so the Professors said Of course they referred to the entertainment as a whole A few of our have requested requested requested re re- quested to be written up This will be postponed until next week as the fiends dont don't wish to have too many good things in for one issue We Weare are pleased to give notice that on Friday evening next and Saturday matinee matinee matinee mati mati- nee an entertainment will be given in inthe inthe inthe the Salt Lake Theatre a certain percentage percentage percentage per per- of the proceeds from which will willbe willbe be handed over to those having charge of our Normal School Kindergarten Department to be used in defraying the expenses of that department The entertainment entertainment entertainment enter enter- consists of two parts Th The first an Operetta given under the direction direction direction tion of Miss May Earle the folio following ing ping well known persons appearing in the leading roles H. H S. S Goddard The Sunflower King Mrs Will Anderson The Sunflower Queen Mr vir C. C Scheid The Bot Botanist Mr C. C Meakin l The Policeman Mr R. R B. B Rogers Farmer Miss Judith Anderson Daisy Queen Corinne Harris Daisy King Annie Scheid Daisy General THE SNOWBALL This will be followed by a comedy in three acts It is given by an amateur local company company who have received very favorable press comme comments ts in Logan and Brigham in both of which cities the comedy was presented by them The caste is as follows Mr Featherstone Alex S. S Campbell Uncle John Walter Conrad Harry Prendergast H. H W. W Dougall Mrs Featherstone Miss Alice Claw Clawson on Miss Granger Miss Bessie Clawson Penelope Penelope Penelope Pene Pene- lope Miss Della Delia Daynes Since a portion of the proceeds are to tobe tobe tobe be dev devoted to a department of our ouri i f f y school it is to be hoped that patriotic students will patronize the entertainment entertain entertain- 2 ment as much as possible showing by ref their presence their interest in the welfare welfare welfare wel wel- fare of the institution |