| Show EDITORIAL FROM TRON VI YE YR f TEND FIEND Our boss has finally succumbed to the then and his scalp n numerous attempts upon has departed from all his wonted haunts For the past week he has been assailed un- un i c by irate students who had paid for roasts rare-done rare b but t who received at atthe atthe the hands of the liberal fiends roasts well From the bottom of our ourt t fi fiendish he hearts we sympathize with the boss Knowing that we are free from all personal responsibility and that our r identity is obscure because of our mulI multifold multifold multifold mul mul- I n nature ture we unconcerned unconcernedly throw generous quantities of ink at this one onery ry and at that we create an amusing conversation conversation conversation con con- or enlarge upon an overheard cue it into something semi- semi I sensational and end up our article byr by r pleasant carelessly prefixing to it some some pleasant sounding name then with a sigh of relief relief re re- ret t. t lief we thrust the item into the official drawer and seek whom else we may figuratively figuratively figuratively fig fig- devour But the boss poor boss poor old boss with boss with the boss it is quite differ differ- I ent He must patiently endure our r threats should he cut out such and arid such an it item m he must understand the entire r physical organism of each separate in individual individual in- in f- f male and female who happens t to b be e I localized oca I Ize d in In or order d er to avo avoid I d r. r any personal resentment that possibly might arise at its publication he must F understand every implication of any item i whether hidden or dimly apparent apparent- whether witness to the local event or not notI I j if if it be such such and such and must must accurately i predict whether said item will find the F reader who happened to be mentioned 1 in a pleasant or testy frame of mind i x r must must must-must must must-must must why hang it all he must be bea t. t a second Solomon Should he be so unfortunate lack lack as to any of these ref requirements requirements re re- f in the least particular Particular- t f should he turn out to be a human being I like ourselves ourselves notwithstanding notwithstanding that he should try to excuse himself on the grounds that he must read the entire iI 5 paper several times each issue and must also study semi semi occasionally he is compelled compelled compelled com com- to listen attentively to the criticism cism mostly cism-mostly mostly adverse of professors r and students alike he is required to endure the indignation indignation mostly mostly given a alt at t the first public opportunity offered offered offered-of of said sensitive over-sensitive professors or Students students students stu stu- dents and must in all cases be cautious- cautious and humble especially the latter Again we say poor old boss II We Weare are glad t to know that he is to escape the pleasures pleasures pleasures pleas pleas- ures of civilization for a short time and aud we take this opportunity during his his- absence to lift our wailing voices in condolence with him |
