Show HAPPENINGS I HOME IOME Greeting V Welcome students lJ r r Hail to our President Volume VI Number I. I r Hurray for the Luncheon Lunch More Lunch Most Lunch eaten by by- by Mr N. N T. T Porter Super Superintendent of of- schools of Davis County spent a day in inthe inthe the University last week Miss Gertrude Reilly a last year year- graduate and member of the CHRONICLE staff was seen tripping about the halls last week A certain young gentleman was was asked asked- j I Do Do the Basket-Ball Basket Girls still still still-ah- ah muse you he replied Oh yes they j still amuse me ne Professor Cummings says that he has hasan an excellent class in Latin I this year Be encouraged students in your toiling toiling toiling toil toil- ing through the Declensions We only heard one complaint with regard to the lunch which came from Professor Cummings as as follows They should give these lunches oftener Mr A A- A A Do you believe in j womans woman's rights Mr R R Is Miss H t H 1 around j V Mr A A- A No Mr R R Then I 1 do We must also note in this connection that our old friend Howard R R. Driggs just before his departure married Miss Frampton Frampton-an Frampton an graduate ex of the Uni Uni- Wanted Want d A person who has taken Physics College Physics preferred to determine the velocity of the Normal Society president in his mad rush from class to class room to room and building to building jJ r Speaking on the subject of matrimony matrimony matrimony matri matri- mony we wish to tender our hearty congratulation congratulation congratulation con con- to Professors Mathews and Roylance we also take the liberty of wishing Reynolds and McGhie all the success in the world Student class of free hand drawing Mr Mr Lyman will you be able to distinguish distinguish distinguish dis dis- whether I draw these lines with a ruler or hand free Mr Lyman dryly Well We you try it and see One of the professors on Wednesday last ceased eating long enough to remark remark re remark re- re mark that his patriotism had gone up to 20 cents worth already when some irreverent student a aked ked if it was his patriotism or his appetite Mr G G to Miss E E- E as she was taking a cake ca e to the luncheon Let me help you carry that cake J I know it is very heavy Miss E E indignantly Thank you I never make such cakes We take lake pleasure in announcing the intention of the Basket Ball Girls to continue their work this year Last year they achieved glory for themselves and their Alma Mater and they certainly deserve the hearty support of all for the coming year The following was heard from two of our girls 1st Girl Dont you think that Professor Professor Professor Pro Pro- fessor Whiting is awfully looking when he rides a wheel 2nd Girl Oh Oh my you ought to see Professor Stewart We are pleased to note that the Junior foot-ball foot team has taken steps in inthe inthe inthe the right direction The applicants met l last st week and elected Mr lVIr Calder for their captain and will be soon at practice With two teams organized our prospects s are certainly certainly- certainly encouraging i 1 I S X o. o 4 A number of our our mighty men met metin in Room 17 last Friday for the purpose of organizing a Varsity foot-ball foot team After a few remarks by our enthusiastic worker Professor Cummings the boys elected J Jos as Wallace for their captain and now await his orders The solicitor of advertisements for forthe forthe forthe the CHRONICLE arranged the following for a local fir firm film m Students who take Freshman Mathematics Mathematics Mathematics Mathe Mathe- matics are asked to bear in mind that Elias Morris and Sons Co carry a full line of the latest and best designs in tom tomb b stones What would we do without our girls It was so good of them to give their time and labor for the good cause indeed few realize the amount of work atten attending such an affair and tho though gh we weare weare were are re unable to express our appreciation to them there we would have them feel that every good deed brings its reward in inthe inthe inthe the doing of it Miss Jean Hyde Professor Cummings and Mr Cannon were appointed members members members mem mem- bers of the Executive Committee at the thelast thelast thelast last meeting of the Athletic ic Association Another meeting has been announced for next Thursday for the purpose of amending the constitution and conducting conducting conducting conduct conduct- ing other business Thursday 1 00 Room 17 i o Q t The Alma Filion Society met last Thursday and elected the following officers 1 Miss iss Mattie Clark president Miss Maycock vice-president vice Miss Blanche Thomas secretary 1 Miss iss Caldwell Caldwell Caldwell Cald- Cald well assistant secretary The indications point to an interesting interesting interest interest- in ing years year's work Success to th the Alma Filion Up to the present time this years year's registration of students exceeds that of any other ther year There are besides quite a umber number of old students student who jt y Lo L J J. J r have not finished arranging their courses an l J are consequently unable to register W We Weare e are gaining in quantity let letus us see to it that we increase corresponding in quality One of the classes in Rhetoric has decided to go in a body to see the veri- veri scope at the Theatre in order to in investigate investigate in- in this recent invention Each mem member ber of the class has expressed regret that the investigation could not be made un under er different circumstances but feels th that t the true scientific spirit should not be subservient to sentiment we commend commend commend com com- mend their noble sacrifices 1 Dr Talmage returned home from Russia last Thursday y after an absence of four months It is reported that he brought with him a mind well stored with knowledge and a box well filled with mineral specimens The Doctor states that he has ha has changed his op opinion pion of or orthe the ignorance and barbarity of the Russians by coming in contact with them He has thoroughly enjoyed his trip having visited the principal countries countries countries coun coun- tries of Europe The students of the University will be pleased to learn that the Branch Normal School has made an excellent beginning The instructors are as follows Milton Bennion B. B S. S Principal Pedagogy and History Geo Decker B. B P. P D. D Librarian Mathematics and Natural Science H. H R. R Driggs Secretary Secretary Secretary Secre Secre- tary and Registrar English Language and Literature Annie E. E Spencer Assistant Librarian Elocution and Physical Culture The Normal Society met last Friday Although the attendance was not as large as usual considering that it was the first meeting it was good and we predict a profitable years year's work by the so society The program consisted of an opening address by President Kimball a duett by the Misses Young and I a rt t f ec 11 k f r f i r r i t r S Vl speech by Mr P. P P. P Christensen who gave a brief review of the Normal Soci Society ty and spoke of the merits and advantages of our University the whole being interspersed with wholesome advice avice concerning college spirit This reminds us that one of us has been besieged for the last week by the pretty damsels of the Varsity with earnest requests to be mentioned only mentioned only to be mentioned if nothing more more more-in in some local Of course it was not said in just such terms but it amonD amounted ted to the same thing as the following clearly indicates N Now ow dont don't say anything about me Be Be sure and leave me out though you may mention my friend That's all right girls We are reliable but just give us time and you'll get there Three young gentlemen have been wandering through the halls for the last week Already upon their faces a careworn careworn careworn care care- worn expression has settled and their their- eyes have assumed a haunted expression expression expression sion indeed their language has been equally strange just peruse the following following following follow follow- ing which was heard as two of them passed each other in the hall 1st Got anything 2nd nd If One on OIl a prof with you 1st If Im I'm stuck Not a stick Someone remarked that they were the local fiends The Zeta Gamma began its regular meetings last Thursday evening with an enthusiastic session The Constitution was read and extemporaneous speeches were made by most of those present It was that they all aU placed special value upon the experience which they had gained in the society The prospects for this years year's work are en en- All students of the University University University Uni Uni- should avail themselves- themselves of the benefits to be gained by working in the the- stude student t organizations I i i Simplicity ity will out or first year students sometimes sometime reveal themselves as is shown in the following j One of these firstlings happened to meet our majestic L- L L c one c 1 one day last week and the usual thing thing became became fascinated with said persons person's numerous charms after the first salutations were through h with this innocent one with a sweet little littI overture said What is your is F F name My name Ha Ha our ladye to herself as she produced her pad It Ive I've got you on the list We are assured of one subscription Before sinking into oblivion the local fiends wish to announce announce that th they y are disconsolate They are deprived of the companionship and inspiring presence of lovely femininity They certainly are entitled to better consideration Ever since the world began man has been entitled tIed to the uplifting influence of woman has had someone to share his joys and his sorrows sorrows has had one on whom he could impose What is to become of this department 1 if there is no noone noone noone one to whom we can say Here you write these up for I haven't haven t time Oh give us a a girl girl girl-a a real nice lovable girl We will make her work very easy for easy for awhile at least Please give us one 40 |