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Show Chips and Shavings Shav-ings From Lark It is with sincere regret we record the death of Mrs. Bert Walker at the home of her parents, Mr. and Ms. Albert Fuge at Salt Lake City on Tuesday, heart trouble being the cause. Mr. and Mrs. Walker had charge of the Lark hotel here for a number of years and recently moved to the Oquirrh hotel at Toele, where they carried on a prosperous business. Mrs. Walker was beloved by all with whom she was acquainted and was never known to turn away an hungry man from her hotel. She is survived by her parents, husband and son Joseph, also one sister Mrs. Ben Web- ' ster of Salt Lake City, and four nieces, Gertrude, Dee, Alberta and ; Eleanor Webster. Did It Ever Occur to You ; That there are many men anxious ' to get a job without work? j That little Swans should be Cygnets. That if wine was a mocker, what about near-bear? I That some political candidates try to be an umbrella where it's wet, and I a parasol where it's dry. j That some of the Bingham high j school boys await the arrival of the j Lark stage every morning. That Mac's genial countenance would be a welcome addition to the I State Fair? Say, :Mac, there are sure some chickens on exhibition there. That Lark's Italian colony no longer exists. ! That it's the easy fellow who is ' always looking for an easy chance to 1 make money. That shaking the Morgan ibuilding j will not hurt our republic any. That some of the boys came to the conclusion that coal mining was not as profitable, as they anticipated. i ' I That the prohibition enforcement I bureau has appropriated nearly $5,-000,000 $5,-000,000 for the purpose of enforcing prohibition. Federal Officer Kramer says this sum is no ways sufficient! That some people fall in love without with-out getting hurt, whilst ' others are crippled for life. That Attorney Cole is an indefatigable indefatig-able political worker. N That one reason so many people are disappointed with matrimony is that it is hard to make human nature, masculine mas-culine or feminine, Jump through a hoop. That the Lord Mayor of Cork has Doc Tanner skinned a city block. That some people take things as they come whilst others try to pass them on to their friends. That the alarm clock these mornings morn-ings sometimes sour a sweet dream. That successful men are those who do the work others are too laiy to do. That to have what you want is wealth,, to do without, power. That no man can be successful unless un-less he is in love with his work. That leap year is drawing to a close? What about it, Mac? , That an optimist must believe. That there have been times when the corkscrew was mtghtier than the typewriter. But, alas! |