Show HOME IOME HAPPENINGS 1 Hurrah For Class Organizations Dont Don't miss the dramatic performance next Saturday night 1 The ball on the gives promise of being very successful More calls are being made upon ou our normal departments for teachers than thant t can be supplied Remember ber the performance in th the Eighteenth Ward Amusement Hall on Saturday evening next t 0 o the joys complete j. j And the odors sweet 1 That now come from that confounded crab As he lays And so decays In his graven gravey graveyard graveyard- ard rd- rd Zoology's lab Mrs JIrs Ilse Ike Instructor in Psychology It It is a great question with some whether or not we are accountable for our actions Miss M ne M ne O 0 I hope we are not I All the young youn men who are wideawake wideawake wide wideawake awake will join the school societies The Phi and Zeta Gamma afford excellent opportunity for experience in parliamentary practice and public speak speak- ing It is not too late to join now Professor Stewart recently visited Sanpete Sanpete Sanpete San- San pete County delivering g several lectures there He found a large number of University graduates teaching in the county schools They are doing very efficient work there I i f Say students this is the time to cut and sharpen your wisdom teeth for the day of exams near Student in Physiology What nerves control the lips Instructor after fter a thoughtful struggle The same nerves that con control the heart One of the little girls of the kindergarten kindergarten kindergarten kinder kinder- garten is either very naughty or her mother is very cross at any any rate the little one is checked ed a great deal for when she was asked her name she replied Mabel Dont Professor M M lecturing on ignorance ignorance igno igno- rance ranee Now some people are governed entirely by the phases of the moon Does anyone remember the name applied applied applied ap ap- plied to them Mr R R scarcely audible Lunatics Lunatics Luna Luna- tics A strong college spirit is at present manifesting itself in class organizations The students are beginning to realize the value of the admonitions of our worthy Professors and it is to be hoped that before long all classes will be organized from baby Preps to grandpa grand pa Seniors Mr H n H is in As n a quandary a result he wishes the following J ad in inserted inserted inserted in- in in the CHRONICLE Wanted Wanted Wanted f Any person conveying to this office information as to the author of the thew w following together with one dollar will wills s receive the CHRONICLE FREE for this year DEAR OLD BOY Say Boy Say are you g going ing to to the CHRONICLE ball If you are dont don't ont forget me will you Yours Lovingly Mr H n H n found this in his coat pocket the other da day and is now thanking thanking thank thank- ing his lucky stars star that he found it before his wife I I Professor Todd of the Normal Department Department Department Depart Depart- ment of the B. B Y College visited the Training School last week H He expressed expressed expressed ex ex- pressed himself as being delighted with its excellent work We VVe can fancy Mr Little as an ideal II Son of an au English Lord No reflections reflections on Mr Little It is rumored that the great actor Booth has been reincarnated in the person person person per per- son of Andrus at least Andrus hopes so The ladies to appear in the coming dramatic treat are among the most vivacious in school and will doubtless win enviable laurels on Saturday even even- ing With this number of the CHRONICLE appears the first issue of a serial story under the title of Two hearts that Beat as One The story will consist of several parts each of which is to be composed by a different person The writers are not to consult each other at all Keep watch of your school paper Everybody is going to the show on Saturday evening next The plays to be presented are of the most charming kind The caste has been made with care from among the most talented students and is as follows follows follows fol fol- lows A HAPPY PAIR Mr Honey ton Mr E. E A. A Andrus Mrs Honey ton Miss Nellie Boyer BoyerA BoyerA A A BOX OF MONKEY Edward Ralston a promising young American half owner in a Sierra gold mine Mr Claude Lewis Chauncey Oglethorpe his partner second son of Lord Doncaster Mr Walter Little Mrs Jhones hones an admirer of rank Miss l Lucile Hewett Sierra her niece a western rose Miss Edna Harker Lady Lady Guinevere an English primrose Miss Blanche Thomas Miss H H What makes you look so glum and sad today Mr R R I am worrying over the mark I got in Freshman Mathematics this morning Miss H H Humph J I shouldn't think you'd worry over such a little thing as that The prospects are bright for a meet in inthe inthe inthe the near future between our Junior Nor Nor- mals and a similar class from B. B Y A. A of Provo Prove Our juniors received a challenge challenge chal coal lenge to an Oral Story Contest a few y 1 days ago but no action has yet been taken The matter rests now in the ther r hands of a committee consisting of Gibbs Barker and Misses Bush Ross and Morris It H is to be hoped that the challenge will be accepted and that the cl classes may hold a good contest The following is the public lecture t. t course to be given in the Laboratory Building this winter s r 1 Nov 19 Thoughts Thoughts on Life and Man Man President President President dent J. J T. T Kingsbury 2 Nov 26 The The Old East and the New West West Y Senator F. F J. J Cannon 3 Dec 3 Mr Mr and His Diary Professor G. G M M. Marshall 4 4 Dec 10 The 10 The Physical Basis of Mental Prot Pro- Pro r t r x Dr Harry Young n J 4 et oj 5 Dec 17 Our n. Our Public Schools and the Recent School Election in in Salt Lake City Prof Wm M. M Stewart 7 6 Jan Lake 7 Lake Lake Bonneville the Story of the Great Salt Lake Prof J. J E E. Talmage 7 Jan 14 HAs H.-HAs As We Sail Judge C. C C. C Goodwin y 11 8 Jan Jan 21 The The Foundation Stone of Modern Science the Laws of the Indestructibility 1 r 1 of Matter and Energy Prof J. J F F. Merrill s 9 Jan 28 Progress Progress True and False Prof T. T 4 T B. B Lewis 10 Feb 4 Queer Que Creeds Customs and Beliefs their Origin Development and Influence Influence Influence ence Prof W. W G. G Roy Roylance lance 1 11 11 Feb 11 Some 11 Some New Systems of Electric Railway Railway Rail Rail- fJ way Traction fraction President W. W J. J Kerr 12 Feb 18 Money Money what it is is and what it does y lam j in m the worlds world's affairs affairs' Prof G. G Q I Co Coray ray f 13 13 Feb 25 Subject Subject to be announced President 1 5 B. B Cluff S 4 t 14 U. Mch The 4 The The Present Political Situation in 1 President J. J Europe M M. Tanner Greek Greek Architecture t 15 Mch 11 Prof Byron Cummings 16 Mch Selections 18 Selections Selections from Tennyson and Longfellow synopsis of Scenes from Julius Caesar Cresar Prof Maud M Babcock 17 Conceptions of God Prof G. G R. R Mathews Other lectures may maybe be announced later |