Show HOME HAPPENINGS A l Have you noticed the new Easter hats around school Mrs L. L T. T Peirce was among our visitors last week Ask Mr Hills h how w he manages to pass his examinations in Geology The members of the class in Botany I. I have begun their work in flower analysis Boys Bys if you want a suit that will suit go to J. J P. P Gardners See his ad in inthe inthe inthe the CHRONICLE Patronize those who patronize us I. I Drop something in the CHRONICLE item box Mr Hugh Sprague has discontinued school to study Pharmacy The first year Latin Class will take up V ui Romae this w w ek The classes in Geology and Mineralogy went on a field excursion last Satur Saturday ay The time is drawing near nea for botanical botani botani- cal geological and mineralogical ex ex- It is rumored that one of our University University University Uni Uni- girls made use of her spring vacation vacation vacation va va- cation to rid herself of her maiden name Charley Be Bechtol has left school and gone to Eureka where he intends to take a course in Mining and Engineering A student who intends to graduate this year wrote the following in answer to an examination question I can cant can't t think what poem I like best but its it's a beauty Professor in Chemistry Where does one find in nature Mr Driggs It occurs in decaying vegetation such as eggs for example when they are rotting Miss H H What in the world are you going to do with all those things You look as though you had been buying out a carpenter shop Miss Oh I am just taking some of my manual training work home Waiters Say Watters Say Chester write me an ode Ames Ames Ames- What Ames What on W Why Watters Why let me se see oh yes yes write it on paper aper Miss Martha A. A Mineralogy I. I I.- I. What do you generally do when you get several colors in the flame Mr A. A A.- A. You A. You generally get confused I believe The game of ball last lase Thursday on on our campus was very interesting it not extremely artistic The next game will probably be between teams selected select d from the German I and Latin I classes Section B of the Algebra class has also aIso challenged Section A. A The course of public lectures given by the instructors of the University has now drawn to a close The lectures have all been well attended and thoroughly thoroughly thoroughly thor thor- enjoyed the only inconveniences being the lack of room to accommodate all who wished to be present The Faculty are working to to have the meeting of the National Educational Association at Salt Lake City in the summer of 1898 Mr McKnight wishes to announce that any person wanting to rent rooms either furnished or can get them by applying at West Second N North rth Street t University Girl Sa Say am I I b beginning beginning begin begin- ginning gin gin- ning to look very old Her Chum Of course not Why do you ask such a question University Girl Well iVell Ill I'll tell you The street-car street conductors ail all punch the theold theold theold old womans woman's head on my transfers lately At the last meeting of the II 98 Miss Wallace Wallac read a very interesting interesting interesting interest interest- ing paper on Benjamin Franklin Mr Reynolds also gave a very instructive talk on the reading of books which he will continue at future meetings All those who can do so should be present to hear them theIl One of the classes of the Training Sch School ol the first grade grad was was working in inthe inthe inthe the Manual Department One little girl was mu much h slower than the rest of the pupils and at the end of th the hour the striker match-striker which she had been working upon was only rudely blocked out while those of some of the I children were were nearly finished T The e strikers were all laid aside in a pile and the pupils returned to other classes The next day they all went down again and the little girl who was one of the first in the shop picked up her striker Then she examined the work of ot the theother theother theother other pupils and perceived that hers her's was inferior to the rest After pausing a moment and looking around to see if anyone would notice her she carefully selected one of the neatest and most nearly completed of the strikers from the pile then rubbing out the little littleboy's littleboy's littleboy's boys boy's name on it she substituted her own and wrote his name on her work Miss B B Say Mr Russell do you know that I think of Goldsmith every time I see you Mr R R very much flattered Why Miss B B- B Because I think he was was the crankiest mortal that ever lived Followed by a shrinking of about thirteen sizes in Mr Russells Russell's head Miss A A Why dont don't you walk on this side of the street its so nice and sunny Miss B B walking with Mr Stringer I I prefer this one because its so nice and Shady Is Professor Allen a mind reader One of his errant students is i's unable to to account for his actions the rhe the theother other day in any other way It was in book book- keeping The student had laughed for forthe forthe forthe the hundredth or was it the thousandth time at one of the Professors Professor's jokes and then resolved deep down in his feet the location of his mental fixtures to get out of the door Many a time and oft did he make maneuvers towards the coveted prize but every time the Professor Professor Professor Pro Pro- fessor would would glance in that direction just in time not to see him drop into a seat At last his chance came the came the professor departed into room 1 16 With r a joyous hound he rushed for the door t r and aIa succeeded in gaining that prize His soul felt free he closed the door and rushed rushed right right into the loving embrace embrace embrace em em- brace of his Professor They walked back arm in arm the students student's face as white as the famous beet After the recitation the student sought out Mr signed the petition against prizes and now declares that it is extremely immoral to seek such things Last Wednesday the Normal Class 97 held their first regular meeting The class was favored favored- with the presence presence pre pre- sence of Dr Talmage who gave one of the most encouraging and instructive talks t that at the prospective teachers have listened to Those present were thoroughly thoroughly thoroughly thor thor- impressed with his earnest desire to help students in their search for truth Dr Talmage will no doubt meet with them again before the end of the year The following program was also rendered Advantages of the Nor Normal al Course Course- D. 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R Langlois Instrumental Selection Miss Lee Lee Judd Recitation Recitation Mr Taggart The next meeting will wiil be held M Mon Monday n r day April I- I The other day we heard some awful noises arising from the basement grid and ri concluded that it was Vas either Mr Russell laughing or a steam pipe broken We were tempted to go on with our work but the uproar grew to such an r extent that we finally decided to look r l into its cause We therefore hastened f down stairs and found the whole hallway hallway hallway hall hall- way filled with angry jeering students while a fight seemed going on a little r farther away We were only a timid girl and although accustomed to basketball basketball basketball basket basket- ball we did not wish to mix up in the affair We started to return when a poor blood-bespattered blood individual with clothes all torn eyes blackened and a knocked out appearance came rushing up the stairs We fainted dead away and asked one of the boys what the trouble was He replied Oh that fellow tried to preach to us on the prize question 1 i d j fUl t r of L f 1 |