Show 1 I HOME P 1 Mr Edgar Stevenson a former student student student stu stu- dent here visited the University last week Mem Members bers of the Physics class say that too much work is b being ing crowded upon them of late Mr Stringer Stringer- reading last CHRONICLE CHRONICLE CHRONICLE CHRON CHRON- ICLE ICLE II I I think they might have given a little more amiable description of me II George Gibbs has been compelled to leave his hi home and take up temporary quarters elsewhere on ac account count of diphtheria diphtheria diphtheria theria in the family Mr must have had some experience experience experience ex ex- in in transmitting impulses to young ladies adies to judge by his suggestion in the Physiology class The class in Theory of Teaching have taken up the history of education in the different countries Their first subject is the II Education in China Quite a number of University students whose homes are outside the city took advantage of the holiday on Washington's Washing Washing- tons ton's Birthday and went home for two or three days Ex U. of U. U Student Student- Student Mr Mr McKay seems to be very popular among the students students especially especially ts-especially the young ladies U. U of U. U Student That Student That is true He Heis Heis 4 is very poplar j r Miss liss Eva Thomson entertained a fe few friends friends at her home last week Prof Whiting must have gone to the he circus last night remarked a young lady ady as the gentleman in question walked proudly through the halls bearing aloft a bright red II circus balloon Dr Talmage has returned from his trip to Indianapolis where he lie went to attend a meeting of the National State Educational Association composed of the Presidents of the State U ties The Legislature is to be greatly commended commended commended com com- mended for its promptness in granting the Emergency Appropriation Bill thereby thereby thereby there there- by g getting Ui the University out of a difficulty difficulty difficulty culty in which it has been plunged for years Guess Prof Toronto thought the Advanced Advanced Ad Ad- Physiology class was playing II the roses the roses Pocket Pocket-f ull-of- ull the roses Ring Ring- poses when he came upon them so SQ unexpectedly unexpectedly unexpectedly during the last session of the class Miss P reading P-reading reading about the holdup in in the CHRONICLE CHRONICLE- CHRONICLE Do II Do Do you know I should call th that at a case of b boycott Mr V V- V Well if I had b been en in Mr McKays McKay's place you might have called it ita ita ita a case of Van Cott CoU The Legislature is agitating the ques question tion of the organization of a branch Normal school in Southern Utah Dr Talmage expresses his hearty approval of the idea and thinks it a most excellent plan provided that the State can support another Normal institution Several young men who have lately been II raising Cain because as they said someone had stolen their hats were rather abashed when they saw that announcement on the bulletin board to the effect that Mr had three hats in his possession Can any anyone one explain the increased attendance of the YO young young ng m mens men's s class i ithe in inthe inthe the gymnasium Thursday afternoon The class in French II is reading II de Tarascon a humorous story by one of the most popular of all writers of fiction Alphonse Daudet II de Tarascon is one of Daudet's Daudet's Dau- Dau det's masterpieces and the students find it intensely interesting The other day Mr Lee Young was attacked by a terrible fit of the II blues So he ran over to the University and passed a few moments in convers conversation tion with some of his lady friends It is needless to say that he returned to his school in the best of spirits and merriest of moods Two young ladies were standing in the hall A young man came out of a classroom classroom classroom class class- room and started up the stairway One of the young ladies coquettishly threw a kiss at him then happening to turnaround turnaround turn turnaround around suddenly she perceived that the theother theother theother other girl had noticed her act and stood staring at her in blank amazement She blushed deeply but recovering herself immediately she exclaimed II Oh Oh my if anyone except of course you had seen me they might have thought I was in love with him mightn't they Prof Whiting had requested his students students students stu stu- dents in Botany to scoop out part of a potato and fill the cavity with sugar then let it stand undisturbed for a short time and notice results One young yo lady announces that on the day after preparing her potato she was removing some article from the hi high h shelf where she had stored her tuber and accidentally knocked it off Down it came came bringing with it a sticky substance of about the consistency of maple syrup and this formed a sudden and lasting friendship with her hair She now wishes to learn whether her data is of any value or not A A I. I little e 8 caught ug t singing j just t outside the the handsome bay window windowS of of f S the CHRONICLE office Now can that mean the imm immediate diate appearance appearance of spring or was the little bird bud only an advance agent Dont Don't forget the students' students meeting next Friday in Room 28 Varian J Jonasson and Jeppson returned to school Wednesday morning with benevolent countenances They played on the football team which went up to the Park from this city last Monday Monday Monday Mon Mon- day and defeated the Park City team 6 to 0 They report having had a good time in inthe the mountain city We refer our readers to the edi editorial column of this issue wherein the policy of the paper regarding prizes at the coming inter-collegiate inter meet is fully given DC Kb c f i 1 Most l of the work in the gymnasium is being being directed towards preparing students students students stu stu- dents to to go into training I for the coming field sports as soon as the weather per per- mits its Jumping stationary running and d weight chest-weight work form a great part of f the daily program A race was run along lo g the gravel path between the two buildings Professor Cummings showed the boys that he had not forgotten how to run Mr Watters showed great agility in one race in winning by a nose The students of Zoology II are now identifying a number of birds which have been given to the museum of the University They have become very interested in the work In another column is a part of the paper which will be devoted to the Training School This will contain n notes tes concerning the work done in the school It is in charge of Mr Cummings Cummings Cummings Cum Cum- critic teacher te cher in the eighth grade While t the I e Legi Legislators 1 l 1 to were vis visiting ting the gymnasium last last week Groesbeck tried to show them the benefit derived from the use of the apparatus by falling from the bar and then crying Oh Ohl Ive I've broken my arm A number of students immediately rushed up to him and persuaded him that it was all right When thus assured he jumped up and the Legislators left well satisfied with the performance Little keys often open large doors said a student t the other day quoting Professor Stewart Yes that's so there is an example of it now inow said the other student pointing at Miss Kees who was energetically energetically energetically ener ener- pulling at the doors at the south end of the main hall Every Friday afternoon the University Chorus meets for practice This affords a good opportunity ty for those students who have taken vocal music to keep in practice in singing Professor Stephens the leader seems very well pleased with the work done and says they do a great deal better than he had expected they would do The N National Amateur Press Association Association Association tion has taken steps to organize a branch in this city Invitations have been sent to enthusiastic amateurs of the University High Schools and Garfield Garfield Garfield Gar- Gar field Lyceum who will meet with Mr E. E H. H Smith the Associations Association's agent next Thursday evening at 7 30 in the Y M. M C. C A. A parlors We hail the project pro pro- with much favor and sincerely trust a strong permanent wi will 11 be pe Visitor entering the laboratory lecture lecture lecture lec lec- ture room Say who has been playing playing playing play play- ing toe tit-tat-toe on the board down there Physics student loftily toe Tit Why that is a figure of the intersection tion of isothermal and adiabatic lines used to illustrate a reversible e cycle Can any any- anyone l one tell 1 us why J certain H k students students stu- stu dents persist in n calling Art Kelly Mr 1 J 1 II Slide J I H y r r 1 I if i r The The Minstrels At last the minstrelsy of our i institution institution tion is fairly bound together in permanent permanent permanent perma perma- nent shape Last Thursday a m meeting eting was held at which a discussion took place regarding the nature of the program program program pro pro- gram to tobe be given We will speak more definitely of this in another number Shady Stringer was chosen permanent business manager and R. R L. L McGhie musical director A committee to decide decide decide de de- cide upon a name and permanent program program program pro pro- gram was appointed The of this committee is Ronald Greene R. R L. L McGhie Harry Culmer Chester Ames and Shady Stringer Inci Incidentally it may be stated that the Faculty has extended its encouragement t to the proposed minstrel l performance F t 3 The Zeta Gamma last Thursday rendered rendered ren ren- ren rendered dered the following program 1 English English English Eng Eng- lish Home Life as compared with American Home Life D. D C. C Kim Kimball ball 2 Recitation Frank Brinton 3 The society resolved itself into a legislative assembly and discussed discus a bill introduced by S. S L. L Richards II To To amend the Constitution of Utah so as to prohibit women's suffrage The bi bill lacked one t vote ote of passing I The The Field Club will meet next Friday and discuss the following questions regarding re- re garding the inter-collegiate inter contests 1 Shall we or shall we not have prizes 2 Shall they be oe cash prizes or trophies 3 Shall these prizes belong to school or the individual r contestants The following resolution was passed by the general committee r II Be Be it resolved that this committee recommend that all ail students come to the meeting prepared to vote with verv very J t little sp speaking aking Do not forget the time an and ami d pla place 1 one one o'clock lock s sh sharp ar r in f I W Rooms Room 28 I The State Legislature paid the U University University Uni Uni- niver ni- ni ver ity a visit last Friday morning At 10 1030 30 President Talmage summoned all the classes from recitations to Room 28 where the legislators had assembled The President first addressed the students students students stu stu- dents and then called on the lawmakers lawmakers lawmakers law law- makers to speak if they so desired Those who accepted were Mr Perkins Speaker of the House who presided after having spoken Mrs La Barthe Senator Caine and Senator Rideout The speeches were all informal and very pleasing being enthusiastically received with appropriate yells by the students as assembled After having thoroughly in inspected inspected inspected in- in the institution the gentlemen and ladies went back t to their legislative labors Mr Richards finding the d door or of the CHRONICLE office locked and si supposing that some of the boys were ins inside de after sh shaking king and kicking the door for for- some sometime sometime time called out II Let me in you sons of guns Upon entering he was greeted with a friendly II Good morning by two of our young ladies who had locked the door wishing to study their Latin in In peace Mr Reynolds II Mr Peterson what can you say of the habits of the squirrel Mr P P- P II It It is a small animal and lives on nuts Mr R R II What kind of nuts Mr P P Mostly cocoanuts Young man coming out out of th the meeting meeting meeting meet meet- meet meet- ing with the Legislators Have you ever been in such a tight squeeze b before before be be- fore Young lady Oh yes several times And then her face assumed the color of th the proverbial beet and she quickly es escaped escaped escaped es- es through the crowd 1 Say Mr McChrystal r r al t was it a ghost you saw last week that made your countenance countenance countenance counte counte- nance assume a whitened hu hue or well or-well well what caused all the disturbance bance anyway Contra Local Editor IT has always been thought that certain certain certain tain tain young gentlemen of this school had hada a sufficient amount of conceit but surely they cannot fully appreciate themselves or the charm of their appearances I It If t they ey did those who are blessed with s such ch beautiful curly hair would not blame and certainly not ridicule young l ladies dies who are not so fortunate and prepossessing prepossessing prepossessing pre pre- possessing when they attempt to II add to their personal adornment by imitating them They should remember that even after any amount of labor the poor creatures creatures creatures creat creat- ures are unable to their friends by using their hair as thermometers thermometers thermometers eters to announce by its charming and attractive kink the or approach or r presence presence pres pres- ence of a a storm Rather pity than ridi rIdi- cule For goodness goodness' sake dont don't think were we're sarcastic as we wouldn't be so misjudged misjudged misjudged mis mis- judged for all the world Chapel Thoughts CHAPEL exercises were conducted by Prof Whitely last week j iThe The professor based his remar remarks s upon the epistles of St. St Paul and referred to his life teachings aud and influence Paul was educated in the best schools of his time prepared for higher study under one of the greatest of Hebrew masters and his own household and people expected m from him This expectation must have been well founded for he has accomplished more and had a greater influence in spreading Christianity Christianity Christianity Christ Christ- than any other apostle His kindred kindred kin- kin r dred may have been disappointed at the sudden turn in his life but all Europe has been by it Becoming imbued with the true spirit of the Christ life with the t sublime and godlike love and the simple and childlike yet grand faith exhibited continually by the Master Master Master Mas Mas- ter he hp was so changed inwardly that he did not hesitate to preach the Brotherhood Brotherhood Brotherhood Brother Brother- hood of Man and the Fatherhood of God even in the face of the pagan religions religions religions re re- of Rome and Greece and more not only he did not he hesitate but he rejoiced rejoiced rejoiced re re- in the opportunity of spreading this gospel this spell good-spell abroad in heralding it to Rome the center of the political world and to Ephesus and Corinth the centers of Greek civilization civilization civilization tion II Charity long and is kind and Chastity never were the principles t that at spurred him on made his spirit dauntless but only in his desire to benefit his fellow men He seems to have appreciated the fact that N Now ow we see through a glass darkly but then face to face Only by love Gods God's principle principle principle can we approach the higher and better end the better and purer life Only as we partake of the divine nature can we see face to face |