Show SALUTED o This is is Latin and means How are you We have to start out with something learned you know or you will not think our education education education tion sufficient for the exalted positions we hold We feel the dignity of office keenly and have donned our ou Sunday best bestin bestin bestin in order to make our first appearance pleasing Between the four of us we have collected one cold sore and two pimples as extras and are sorry we cannot cannot cannot can can- not reproduce them on paper And now the hand over will you kindly walk in and make yourselves at home home so so much at home that you will willbe willbe willbe be interested in everybody and everything everything everything every every- thing connected with this dwelling even evento evento evento to its organ The CHRONICLE is its organ organ organ or or- gan but it needs pedaling before it will play We have peddled it many a time and oft but the demand has never yet equalled the supply This year we do dollt donot donot not eX expect to meet that difficulty Do you see the point Refer to foot note Please Subscribe We want to make mak the CHRONICLE a college college college col col- lege paper not a literary magazine and to do it we must have your support And please send in something besides your faith and prayers They are arc excellent excellent excel excel- lent lerit things to be sure but the widow widow- and orphan have been known to starve on them We want sketches and verses and locals and college notes notes notes- anything that is suitable we want you to read your CHRONICLE when you get it and oh mercenary wretches that we are we want your dollar One dollar is little enough Why you you pay three times that thatto to drop a little ticket in the slot once a year Perhaps you think there is not much analogy between voting and subscribing subscribing sub sub- scribing g for a college paper Well as the old man remarked ii hits hit's ow low y ye e looks hat it but have you ever known any anyone one td be especially patriotic toward his country who was not just a little patriotic toward his home For God and home and country has been the order ever since Adam first said to Eve ii I I speak for the core And nd we weare weare weare are quite sure that if you will do all you youcan youcan youcan can to make this university ty a power in inthe inthe inthe the land you will be better Americans It is something to think of is it not and something worth working for We have grown weary of begging you for what you you should offer There ought to be ginger and snap enough in inthis inthis inthis this school to turn us all into walking ginger snaps Just think One dollar and a little energy to make a paper go golike golike like fireworks siz whiz scintillate Oh please please good people here we hold out our hands appealingly while multitudinous tears course pathetically down our eight cheeks let us put our shoulders to the wheel and have a paper we are not ashamed of I |