Show Women r There are women who are witty And I fancy mores more's the pity 1 I t tAs As it often tempts them caustic things to say There are women who love fashion There are women swayed by passion There are women who will always have their way There are women fond of talking They are not adepts at walking They would much prefer a carriage and a pair And if you would interest her You can try the scheme and test her Just ask a woman what she's going to wear I There are women who are truthful There are women who are youthful youthful- Was there ever any woman who was old There are women who are jealous At least so husbands tell us There are women who are worth their weight in gold There are women who are capricious There are women mildly vicious I this fact Lv t- t am sorry unpleasant to state Then again there are women better Jt Aso u But you easily could upset her herBy herBy herBy By telling her her bonnets bonnet's not on straight L There are women who are tender And some are tall and slender There are women who are dumpy clumpy fat and red There are women quite majestic There are others who are dyspeptic There are women who are faultless but faultless but they are dead Of course this is idle chaffing So I quite excuse your laughing And least I should incur all women's hate hate hate- I proclaim this declaration Without the slightest No better sex has been invented up to date tta 4 |