| Show HOME HAPPENINGS to t o School now ceases Work increases Brows show creases No more i y Till releases 1 g From our pieces Save deceases The botany class had a written review Friday r Geology students are thinking about f the good time to come Wednesday Professor Marshall is holding special sessions of his rhetoric and literature class for the consideration of Dickens' Dickens r A T Tale tie of Two Cities r The class in general history under Professor Whiteley are taking along r with their regular work a review Each student prepares an essay essav to read before the class upon a topic previously con con- k Some announcements regarding changes r in in the instructing force for 7 1896 will be found fund in the editorial columns Miss Clark says that a number of the students in the hall will surely be judges some day as they are always on the bench Those desiring to visit the Training School before it closes should do so before the last of this month as practice work then ceases t Never mind think of the good time J youre you're having says each literary editor to herself as she gazes pathetically at atthe atthe atthe the place where the contributed articles should be This is the cry in the hall As each girl passes through short or tall As each girl passes through stout or orlean lean With eyes black or brown blue or green This is the cry in the hall This the perpetual perpetu l call As each girl passes idle or busy Have you seen Shady Stringer Where is he Oh dear exclaimed a girl with a face like a crushed strawberry under a bit bitof bitof bitof of Turkey-red Turkey calico calic I never can speak to Professor Marshall My throat always sticks in my voice The last session of the Zeta Gamma Legislature was held Thursday evening The boys feel that the points they have ha gained in this connection will come comein in handy when they act the part of real legislators in times to come Please do not ask any editor if he is ison on the CHRONICLE staff It is worse than waving a red flag at an infuriated bull Yes he is on the staff confound it I an and sometimes he feels like putting the staff very tenderly on some one else Wanted Someone Someone to write anything for the CHRONICLE The days when we were at all particular have passed Do Donot Donot Donot not be afraid that it will find a final resting place in the waste-paper waste basket because it wont We haven't a wastepaper wastepaper wastepaper waste- waste paper basket We pawned it long ago At the meeting of the University Teachers' Teachers Club last Thursday Dr Talmage Talmage Talmage Tal- Tal mage gave outlines of the principal addresses delivered before the educational educational educational Convention held at Jacksonville Fla in February last The subject of teaching English was als also discussed Professor in physiology Mr Petterson Petterson Petterson Pet- Pet terson please describe the structure of the lungs Mr Petterson The lungs are composed composed composed com com- posed of cells with air in them II Professor That would be an excellent excellent excellent excel excel- lent description of the county jail Mr Petterson Well the lungs have more cells than the county jail v Three little school girls not over wise wise Laughing so happily cast their eyes Down by the window where on book intent Sits the sole sale cause of their merriment I He doesn't know what a tempest whirls In the hearts of three little school girls Two little school girls say not a word When they see their idol speak to the third But shake their fists with great ado Meaning Ive got my ee eye eje on you you r rHe He doesn't know what a tempest whirls In the hearts of three little school girls At the meeting of the Delta Phi Monday May the question Resolved Resolved Resolved Re solved that Man is a Product of Evolution Evolution Evo Evo- lution as Explained by Darwin was debated The affirmative was handled by Lewis and McDonald and the negative by Bennion and D. D A. A Nelson A talk on Prehistoric Man an by Mr Jacobs concluded the program I Early last Saturday morning May 2 the geological section of the Field Club left the city on the car for Murray From there the class was conveyed by team to Little Cottonwood Canyon Arriving at atthe atthe atthe the mouth they examined the terminal and lateral moraines of the once existing glacier Some venturesome members of the pa party ty walked from here to Wahsatch u unsuccessfully successfully endeavoring to find glacier markings After having eaten lunch at Wahsatch the excursionists were informed that a snow slide occurred March 1st one mile up tip the canyon and that evidences of the same still existed The spot was visited and carefully examined after which the party prepared to return home On coming again to the mouth of the canyon some of the students measured the height of the highest perched boulder and the height of one of the lateral moraines They also s secured cured some excellent specimens of granite and stones containing glacial markings The trip on the whole was wasa a very instructive ive as well as a pleasant one l J j J Js J's s L c tc The University senior graduates of 96 and the of 96 have appointed a committee to arrange for joint class exercises for commencement commencement week It is hoped that they will meet with success Last Saturday while Mr Neal was wearily pushing the janitors janitor's cart loaded with specimens the result result of the geology excursion from the depot to the University a young lady passing him without seeing the contents of the cart remarked Oh I I. do feel sorry for that poor orange The following following- announced program drew quite a large number to the meeting meeting meeting meet meet- ing of the N Normal Society Friday afternoon afternoon afternoon after after- noon Song Miss Utter recitation Leonia Pratt debate Resolved That the Results Accruing from the Practice of Vivisection Are Sufficient to Justify its Continuation Normal vs Delta Phi Miss Utter was unable to furnish the part assigned her and Mr Ames k kindly gave a piano solo instead The recitation by Miss Pratt was very much en enjoyed joyed by all present Mr Nielson of the Delta Phi led the debate He gave some very good points for his side in a pleasing way Miss Horne Home followed the first speaker discussing discussing discussing discuss discuss- ing the question from the other point of view Her talk showed very careful and thorough preparation Mr Watters Waiters colleague on the affirmative continued to present the question in a manner that savored too much of Big I little you to be thoroughly appreciated The points introduced by the speaker were were on the whole good but it is discourteous discourteous discourteous dis dis- courteous to hold an opponents opponent's knowledge knowledge knowledge knowl knowl- edge and work at naught Mr Mitchell represented the th-e negative to good advantage advantage advantage tage bringing out many things in favor of his side after which Mr Nielson Nielson Nielson Niel Niel- son spoke a few moments upon the affirmative The meeting closed with a few remarks remarks remarks re re- marks from the critic Mr McDon McDonald ild 1 Up to Friday evening last contributions contributions hons in aid of the CHRONICLE had been received from the following HaroldJ Harold J Siegel Milton Bennion T. T Fisher H. H T. T Hatfield F. F M. M Layton D. D L. L McDonald McDonald McDonald Mc Mc- Donald G. G Q 2 Morris H. H L. L Nelson Mabel Baum J. J H. H Woodruff O. O Nowell Burdette Smith Mabel Harker Mary Harker Edna Harker David Haigh Dr Kingsbury Prof Marshall Joseph Jacobs Richard Towler David White Wm son Florence Horne Home Joseph Cannon P. P T. T Farnsworth Jr George Wing Theo Ray Ashworth Alvin Alvil Borquist H. H R. R Driggs Frank Evans J. J E. E Hall Alec McCrystal A. A a J. J Nielson J. J H. H Ram Rampton L. L E. E Riter Jr J O. O Smith Ed A. A Taylor Ed Sheets C. C A. A M. M R. R Porter Lovina Van Cott Henry Erlandson Winifred Sprague Georgia Webber Eleanor leanor Dooly Claire Ellerbeck Miss H. H Nelson If the name of any contributor has been omitted from this list lit kindly mention mention mention men men- tion the fact to Mr |
