Show HOME j A If V- V Mary had bad a little lamb Which followed her all the day t When she put her bloomers on The lamb it ran away Why dont don't you do something funny Only five more weeks of hard work work work- and then a week of pleasure Mr Erlandson was detained at home last week on account of illness Prof What What is a fossil Student Any It Any evidence of future life Mr Jacobs in geology geology- The geology The locomotion locomotion locomotion loco loco- motion of the ichthyosaurus is on his I IThe hind legs The Salt Lake Superintendent o of Schools Mr Oscar Van Cott c called u upon on us Wednesday The students have almost decided to give Bradford and Adams dams hoods or bonnets by which to remember the institution institution especially especially its feminine characters Steps are being taken towards providing providing providing pro pro- viding a course in manual training next year for the President Talmage visited Preston Idaho Saturday and addressed a convention of teachers y Students expecting to teach the next school year should send their applications applications applications within the next ten days We are pleased to see Miss Foulger r a at school again For some time she has been kept at home home on account of sick sick- ness The Alumni Association have already issued invitations to the 96 graduates to attend the annual Alumni Ball and Banquet It will really pay you to visit the Art Department in n the D. D and D. D building The students there under Mr l Harwood are doing e excellent work Last Saturday the Geo Geology ogy section of the Field Club visited the quarries north of the city The students there secured many specimens of corals coral brachiopods and bryozoans Miss Greene Greene Greene- II What fed the little bean plant before it was large enough to take food from the ground Training Pupil very enthusiastically I II I I guess its mother did II The Trustees of the School for the Deaf and the Reform School Board oard are re wo working working work work- king k- k ing for the removal of the former institution institution institution tion to Ogden at an early date The D. D and D. D building may then be fitted up for the use of the University next year The debate between the N Normal onnal and the Delta Phi Societies to be held next Friday afternoon will be he on the following following following follow follow- ing subject II Resolved That the Results Accruing from the Practices of Vivisection Vivisection Vivisection Vivi Vivi- section are Sufficient to Justify its ConI Con- Con I II The Delta Phi have the affirmative and the Normal the negative side of of the question s Prof Define II Define echinoderm Miss B. B B.- B. B. An II An An animal with a rough spiny skin skin skin- Prof II All All of which may be a splendid description of a porcupine but but but- The petition from the students asking for the establishment of a gymnasium has been received by President Talmage N Nothing official regarding its disposition can be now made We may state however however however how how- ever that the President is in favor of the proposition Many l of the students have donated a a a- great deal towards clearing the CHRONICLE CHRONICLES CHRONICLE'S CHRONICLES CHRONICLE'S CHRONI CHRONI- CLE CLES CLE'S s 's accumulated debt while others who offered to support it have not paid at all Students one and all this small matter should not be neglected Do not wait for the Finance Committee to demand it of you The botany excursion of Saturday 25 was quite a success Many flowers were brought home for analysis Professor Whiting piloted the crowd until his case was full of specimens and then many took care of themselves going farther in search of well of-well- well II belles that seem to delight in mountain nooks We cannot give the hour that the last II two reached the city Let X Nellie X-Nellie N Nellie ellie and Theodore J Then X 6 X 2 19 7 X 12 19 19 7 X 19 12 12 j t 7 7 i iX t tX X l 1 Axiom Quantities Quantities that are are equal to the same thing are equal to each other Therefore Therefore- Nellie and Theodore l 1 Explanation why Nellie and Theodore are found together in the halls The following is told on one of our most popular professors Not long ago he was spending the evening with a friend who lives on the outskirts of town i J I While there ther a terrible storm came up t f and just about the time the professor professors s prepared to go was raging wildly His His Hist t friends invited him to remain over overnight night No he couldn't possibly Finally on account of the extreme inclemency of the weather they persuaded him to remain Not long after receiving his consent to abide with them they missed him Where is Professor No one knew They waited a few minutes and when he came not supposed he had gone without saying farewell The house was locked and the family had retired when they heard a loud clamoring at the front door The lady of the house answered the summons and as she opened the door a strange sight greeted her There stood the Professor soaking wet from head to toe Oh she exclaimed y Well ell you see Mrs 1 D I had togo to togo togo go home and tell my wife that I was going to stay here over night Prof in Gen Hist What is meant by gladiatorial combats Brainy Student who never opens his mouth but what something falls falls falls- Well there was a fellow lets fellow lets let's see his name was Spartacus wasn't it yes jes that's it Well this here fellow went to an old crater of Vesuvius and some other fellows went with him and lived with him They fought a little and finally came down and fought the people and won two or three battles And that's what is the gladiatorial gladiatorial gladiatorial gladia gladia- combats isn't it At the south end upon the second floor A bench is is placed which placed which the Barkers doth adore Who would believe them to be such sparkers In the eyes of all they are corkers Except perchance it should be the With whom all sympathy is is the Barkers SUFFIX But is it anybody's business if a man should choose To wait upon a lady if the lady dont don't refuse k Or to act a little plain for the meanings meaning's all we know Is it any ones one's business if a lady has a beau t X B. 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