Show HOME j I Of all cities Mr D D admires FIO Florence Florence Flor- Flor j jence ence most Why does Mr B B- B resemble an atom Because he cannot exist aone alone University girls seldom have a c chaperon chaperon chap chap- ap- ap eron yet each one calls some her chap-her- own t Will somebody please do something unusual so that we can can put it in the locals lo- lo to cals I IField cals Field club work work is again beginning Much work in this line is contemplated this spring Did you ever hear the like Mr V. V accompanied Mr E. E wi with h his song on the organ The geology class indulged ed in an excursion excursion excursion ex- ex f to the vicinity of the Warm Springs Saturday James ames Moss graduate of 93 and several several sev sey- eral of his pupils from Mill Creek gave us a call Friday Owing to his being sick last Frid Friday y 1 Professor Whiting was was was' unable to take tak 1 1 a charge of his classes i Why does Mr H H- H remind us of of i ithe j the sequel to a popular song He is is 1 a always 1 ways telling te 11 mg WIt with h h. h his IS eyes J JAnd j jAnd And now lets let's find out who our sprinters sprinters sprin- sprin i i our jumpers and our kickers are Were We're pretty well acquainted with the i latt latter r however field day is not far away 2 i lif I. I j Geology excursions have already alrea y be be be- gun Oh how interesting 1 exclaim some Oh dear if say oth others rs Mr George Georg of PleasantView Pleasant View a for former er student of this institution institution institution tion was seen in the halls last week We note with pleasure the determination determination determination on oh the part of the majority of the students to stay with it to the end And the have now days come Lets Let's seek a I quiet nook JT And study for the next review review review- J Nice pillow is is the book Miss Hannah McLachlan and Elmer Caldwell two of our alumni are literal literally y yih ih in Clover and that place is situated in Tooele County One of our students recently informed a gentleman that she was going to Tooele and nd received the answer r To 0 Willie Who Mr H H- H in Zeta Gamma Society I was absent from the society last time on account of circumstances from which I wish to be excused Keep your eye on the base base- base ball ball t team am Watch the ball in in atoms fly When Rosso takes the bat And pick the splinters from the sky If the breeze dont don't take your hat bat The Zeta Gamma Legislature is now in ih full working order We expect to hear of Solons Solon's making law-making wisdom being surpassed by the members of that body in the near future From recent observations in the mineralogy mineralogy mineralogy min min- laboratory it seems that some some of the Ghosts of Woodstock have been there What we wish to know n now w is who these ghosts are Professor Allen is giving his classes in keeping book-keeping lessons in how to keep books on a farm in small establishments establishments establishments establish establish- ments and other places at t home to most of us The move is a very good one 1 I I J. J H. H Coombs was chosen president of the Zeta Gamma Senate and D. D R. R Langlois speaker of the House of Representatives The boys of the so society are are very enthusiastic and success success is is' is isto to tobe to tobe tobe be predicted for their new v venture NOTICE Hot dinner served d daily ily at the chemical chemical chemi chemi- cal laboratory free of charge All are are r r invited Miss R R Prop On account of her ill health Miss Ethel Paul is obliged to leave off some of her work she has therefore tendered her herr r resignation as editor of the College Colleg W World orId department The place will be filled by Miss Esther Estrer Nelson We have had some excellent stories stories- about our in editor-in-chief in this department department depart depart- men ment t but because rank has its 0 obligations obligations obliga obliga- he has always cut them out Now two of the editors are holding him while a third sees that this explanation reaches reaches' the students l We have often heard tell of hardhearted hardhearted hardhearted hard hard- hearted people from 1 which we might also conclude that there are such animals animals animals ani- ani ani ani- mals but we never knew the cause of this until some of our Natural History students discovered a bone in the heart of a beef One of the students discussing the agility of the rat musk-rat said that he had read of the animals animal's being able after seeing the flash of a gun aimed at it to dodge the bullet True to said the Professor I have shot at many many of them toA to A good sized audience heard Professor Professor Pro fessor Stewart deliver his lecture on The Education of the Child through the Influence of of- Heredity and Environment Environment Environment Environ ment last Tuesday evening and judging judging judging judg judg- ing from the close attention given everyone appreciated appreciate it The h subject was treated under r the following topics It 3 ITh The child f- f ct of 1 II 1 The child as th the highest prod law 2 12 The relation of instinct and heredity as as important factors in the education of of the child 3 The dependence dependence dependence dence of at mind on bodily excitation and the relation of bf habit to toy intellectual and moral action 4 The moral and intellectual intellectual intellectual intel intel- relations of thought and sion 5 The educational influence of of home school and society 6 Suggestions Suggestions Suggestions as to proper means and methods of education J The Public Lecture Course Gourse closes doses next Friday Fridy w with th a led lecture re by President Talmage Talmage Talmage Tal- Tal mage the subject of which will will be Earths a a study of volca noes The lect lecture re is to be richly illustrated illustrated illustrated illus illus- by specimens and views f Natural History Society of Utah lIP PR PROGRAM GRAM FOR FOR THE FIRST FIRST AIN ANNUAL AL MEETING TO BE BE BEHELD HELD IN INTHE THE UNIVERSITY OF UTAH SATURDAY APRIL 1896 AT II A. A AMI AM A.M. M. M I. z Reports of officers 2 Election of officers I 3 Presidential address The Move Movement e t of Water jn in n Plants c C. C A A. Whiting 4 Address Empirical Knowledge D W. W Moffat 5 S. Address The Psychological Phenomena of the Animal Cell H H. F F. Andrews Andres 6 Address The South Pacific Islanders Milton B 7 Address Some of the Rocks of Salt Lake and Davis Counties W. W D. D Neal 8 Address The Utility of Domestic S Science ien e. e W. W H H. Lyon 9 Voluntary reports A cord cordial al invitation to be pres present present nt is e extended tended extended to the public I V r f t W. W J D. D NEAL NEALi Secretary tary i 1 The students of the U. U of U. U seem to toDe tobe tobe be De greatly interested in current current events f by the way they flock around the daily papers in the library But while they are gaining much practical knowledge they they- are ruining their eyes eyes' on on an account of the lack of light This evil could be easily easily remedied by placing the daily papers papers on the north side of the r reading a ing ingro ro room room m and putting the papers from the country towns towns' which comparatively comparatively- few read in in the dark corner where the Idail S now ar are afe afef e f T o 0 i f At th N Normal i Society held last Friday evening the following program was rendered J 1 I. Sent Sentiments ment from Irom fromE Eugene Fields Field's Work T t. t r First fifteen members on the roll 2 Violin solo I. I Mr O. 01 O H Jensen 3 N Nature iture of Eugene Fields Field s Work Henry Erlandson 4 Piano solo solo J. J 0 Miss Miss White 5 Election of offic officers rs J The following were were chosen D. D A. A J Nelson vice-president vice Miss Gabbott secretary R. R W. W Anderson Treas Treasurer To a casual observer it may seem strange that Mr P P- P persists in holding holding holding hold hold- ing a book before his his his' face all durin during geology hour He is merely trying to to avoid being dazzled by reflected rays from the in front Mr Shipp a last year instructor has recently been pla playing ing jokes on suffering humanity After making a call one Sunday Sunday Sunday Sun Sun- day evening he found himself caught ina in in- ina a a. a rainstorm T The e lad lady lach of th the house kindly l lent n him an umbrella On he the heway way home R. R A. A saw an old urn umbrella brella with its ribs protruding through all that was left of its sides lying i in the ditch A happy thought came into his massive intellect Hast Hastily y writing a note by the light of his glorious eyes he pinned it iton iton iton on the annihilated umbrella and left it iton iton iton on the ladys lady's front porch When she opened the door in the morning she discovered discovered discovered dis dis- covered that on his way home R. R A. A had repeated one of her brilliant remarks aloud and the result was the utter collapse collapse collapse col col- lapse of the umbrella 1 S. S D D. reading reading reading- and every neW neW- new born born babe is a little wave upon the ocean of life so so- so Prof interrupting interrupting- A A little little little- squall you mean J Dear a madam adam this I is a joke S. I S. S r iD D. D j j Professor Stewart lectured to a very 1 J large Pleasant an Grove Sunday und y 1 evening The rhe people were v re d delighted d j and hope the come again g ti le eD v. v Reprimand Reprimand- 1 J Ji Ti j Tw Iwas s at the sem seminary table I I r And neither thought he would woul come com in in inSo t So So quickly as their he hearts were able Checked Check were themselves were strictly mum mum in in All but looks looks wh when 1 oer o'er him leaning leading u Spoke that adamantine villain With a half satiric meaning You You mustn't talk to Miss Me Mc Mc Please remit subscriber V Verily ri y this do seem seem to apply to th thee e. e Dont Don't talk in semi seminary seminary- ary unless under thy breath S. S. S D. D A A Celebrated Cas Case comprises the the bill i l at the Lyceum during th the we week l I 1 She was wrapped within her books He was silting sitting at her side She unconscious of the the looks looks Which now and then from wistful eyes Were turned askance to view her face For loving her was not a sin sin ir rd So wh why should he give up the thought When all his life was pledged to Win Win Win- Fond subscriber An interruption occurred occurred occurred oc oc- at this very inter interesting sting point for which no one is responsible The bill at t the e Grand this week promises to o be very unique The cl clever yer comedy Still Water Runs Deep will hold forth during the next six nights Lecture by Professor Co Coray ray An interesting and instructive lecture was delivered by Prof Coray last Friday evening before an attentive audience inthe in inthe inthe the Laboratory building After showing the effect the present system of trade has in transferring the wealth of t the e country to the centers in which modern trade is controlled and p otherwise concentrating ng the f function of society The speaker gave some som attention attention attention atten atten- tion to colonizing and gold digging as branches of trade In connection with the Transvaal incident he said The citizen who org organizes armed resist resistance nce against T against laws which seem to tho though gh s a sometimes s tight right and his resistance proves a God s send Godsend send nd to the community cOI concerned c but the man man who by hook or r crook possesses himself of the wealth we-alth of df a new country in o order der to transport it to it to one more more congenial cong congenial to fo him p personally thus impoverishing the theone theone theone one to enrich the other is always wrong and always a most insidious and perfidious perfidious perfidious' per per per- enemy to society His act is a a monstrous monstrous- s' s crime against social justice the full indemnity for which ages sometimes some sometimes soine- soine times fail to repay Through this species of robbery I that portion of the earth earth so rth so injured is isina in in a a measure commensurate com commensurate com com- with its its' loss deprived of its powers of development and may may- be be beof of its capacity of reproduction Some poetic mind has lias said and the doctrine is metaphorically true that a conscious nature placed the precious metals in the earth as a reinforcement ent to o the he pioneer in overcoming the i resistance of the the earths earth's more obdurate but less ephemeral sources of wealth Utah is great we must all say that but what would have have been her prosperity had all the gold and silver which has been dug from her hills been used for the development of her wealth producing ng powers instead of being transported for the maintenance r p-r the vice and and- pampered idleness of the worlds world's populous cities Suppose that the hundreds of millions of dollars worth of silver which have been taken from the mines of Nevada had been expended expended expended ex ex- in storing the water and arid conquering conquering conquer conquer- ing the parched but fertile lands of that State and building and building factories and mills and other auxiliaries of civilization suited to the raw products which its soil might produce in the place of the sagebrush and alkali alkali- wh which ch it does produce do you think under such a policy that St State te would now now now-be he be wearing the name of the rotten borough and forever he be under the humiliation of reporting a a contraction contraction contraction tion of its population which is already than less less th n one fourth the constitutional constitutional- requirements of its its federate When n r will the wrong ever v r be expiated which mans man's mans a s 's greed f for r gold and and- nd the sirens of ofa ofa a a deb debauched c civilization have brought upon pon th that t c commonwealth wealth When will any ny any of the great com commonwealths of this this' western country country be able to fully re recover recover- ov r from similar wrongs Look in n any direction you will and th the same un i evidences of greed are are spread out before you the same hideous spectacle glares you out of countenance I If it it is not not a deserted camp in the the foreground of a yawning chasm whence millions of the earths earth's treasure treasur have been exploited to swell the holdings holding of f a resident non millionaire or to purchase a foreign title for his alien daughter the next most likely presentment presentment pre pre- is is the ghostly visage of some stranded prospector whose findings have made gold kings galore galon while he is is left to eke out the remainder of his wretched existence in in helpless and hopeless p penury penury nu r his soul an and body falling gr gradually gradually grad grad- rd- rd u lly I to pieces under up-der the agonies of broken health and disappointed ambi ambi- tion Would you like to locate the treasure which this this' great west once possessed but possesses no longer You have but butto butto butto to examine the awards in the case of f tl the recent bond issue issue of the United States treasury The total award premiums not included was one hundred millions of dollars Ninety percent t and a little littlemore littlemore littlemore more of the sum was taken by New NewYork NewYork NewYork York bankers Boston and Philadelphia got all the balance worth mentioning Probably forty millions of the New NewYork NewYork NewYork York award went to London This is what you call centralization with a vengeance is it not There is one consolation consolation consolation con con- in all this which should give us great joy in our moments of financial anxiety When our tax-payers tax become so poor they have to live mostly on what they grow in their gardens and our public institutions are at at the point of abandonment through want of s sI I f t sa |