Show II t COLLEGE l 01 1 i For in life I trace 7 me one hope in 2 r j j A Senior said this That I may sometime find the place Where ignorance is is bliss bliss Ex r n We We most earnestly commend all those who have not yet paid their subscription tion to read the following Appeal to ponder over it and we trust it may have the desired effect f M 1 The wind x I. I v J The water ater floweth The subscriber i L And the Lord We are in need of our dues Ez Et A Union Union College College poet po t has poured out his soul as follows z t l' l A little boy and a little girl girlOn I On ice so very thin f P i 1 t An hole air-hole strike in in onward whirl i I t. t R s 1 f 7 A plunge 1 Heavenly I-Heavenly Twins i Fa j l i la 1 ir t The University ity of Penn Pennsylvania celebrated cele- cele 3 x Washl Washington's s Birthday with l elaborate exercises exerCIses The women of Cornell are wor working 1 enthusiastically to secure Mr Courtney r the regular Cornell coach as instructor in rowing They have a lengthy petition before the Athletic Council and if it is granted a number of crews will undoubtedly undoubtedly un- un t be formed 1 The Cynic University of Vermont Ir contains a r rather ther clever farce entitled I In the Performance of Duty t- t The editor sat in in his sanctum r I r Penning a beautiful thought f i Next day came his compensation t I a f I i I The professor recorded a naught ExIts Ex Ex t t t i h hf J f l Its It's ts t.'s the little little things that tell J t tAdage Ii J Adage true like many others C If you you dont don't be believe eve it well it-well well rf for f dO J i 1 Ask big sisters with small brothers Ex Ht I Two new exchanges have come to to us s this week The Independent from Pc Poughkeepsie Poughkeepsie High School and The Lever if from Skowhegan High School Student translating the neit- neit II And I threw my arms about her thrice That's as far as I went pros pro pro- s fessor A Professor Professor- Professor II That's far fac enough sir sit down Ex r d' d A robber chief bold JJr Jr t A Anew new wom woman n told tolda 5 3 Jt V Sh She could only ony be freed by a ransom k a j I jt l J But bloomers they say p 1 t f. f J. J Give the limbs limbs' freer play r V J And you bet your sweet life that she ran some some c Yale Yale Record k I l l' l Apropos of the so-called so New Wo Woman n il the Princeton Tiger has the following wing under the title of The Same Old Girl t r Where are you going m my pretty lad Im Im I'm going a a he said i B Bt t May May I go with you my pretty lad JiW Yes Yes if you wish kind miss he said J And what is asked is your name asked the blushing lad Jd Im I'm the new woman she proudly said j x How new might you be asked the pretty lad That's none Jone of your business sir she said 0 1 The Hendrix College Minor lOr has an en entertaining en 1 arti article le o on mo l en A decree has passed th the Conseil de 1 I Instruction opening the French faculties of science j to foreigners The Th American student can now find equal liberty in the French universities with the German the decree having introduced the best features of the Germah system into the French faculties of science A student will be admi admitted on an American bachelors bachelor's degree and will wiil be allowed to choose his studies and fh the degrees will be op h n nto l i a u i to women as well as to men One of Chicago's yells Who's the feller who's the feller Zip boom zah I hes he's the feller H r i Rah rah rab rah rah rab Ex Ut A some talk of a boat race be between tween tween the tween the University of Wisconsin a and andl i u ur r y Yale ale 1 The last issue of th the Stentor Lake Forest University is a wom womans n edition One of its principal features is an account of the first ed co basketball basket bask basketball t. t ball game J j THE HONOR SYSTEM AT YALE Scene c Osborne Js e Hall lall Time I 1134 am a.m. Jl a I Gentl Gent me ep instead of d' d the t ordinary recitation this morning I will substitute a written examination Great excitement two men near the door cut during the disturbance I am a a gr great lt believer in the honor system so I 1 will exercise any supervision over you However for convenience I will have you sit two seats seat apart Although I have implicit confidence in your honor I will wili divide the class into two divisions and give each alt alternate row a different question Y You u will please se bring your note-books note to my desk and leave them there lest Ies th they y get in in your w way y and interfere Y with t y your u. u writing While While t examination goes on I will stroll a around olIg s the room not for purposes of supervision supervision supervision super super- vision but simply to benefit my liver The examination will now begin Yale Yale Record I to |