Show t HOME APP APPS t I l' l wish to inform you dear students 8 If a boy and girl stand in in the hall t Whose names are Adah and Walter It is is only a business call J r r A Af f f r In In th the geological geological ol excursion in the thE members mem members mem- mem m- m bers saw saw many many faults but they saw no fa fault lt with D D- D s D-s s and nd M Miss ssP P i. i Mr R R- R Ralso also secured a fine specimen which he brought to the laboratory to toan an analyze and to his great surprise he found it t to be be a Ruby j jOh Oh my how gracefully Mr D D I 1 SItS One would nat naturally ally think his hi's I understandings under nd r- r standings were light they rise so high in space That's right aim high Miss Miss ss Mary Van Houten Routen was was absent l fro from n ns n's s school l last week on account of the death of death of her sister sister We sympathize with oi our our friend in hi her b bereavement re v m nt 1 5 1 d. d 1 A AMiss 1 Miss Miss G G. secure secured the tho h b best st specimen p 14 J. J of any on t the e Geological trip Sa Saturday 1 was L s Ii Ia a h handsome Peak which was was in ingo L 1 go good od condition when she a arrived Home om e. e rs Di f J All hail th the mysterious art Which hath bath th brought to the light of day dayAll dayAll J All th that t was was hidden in in his h heart art i ery Tw pierced pierced d by a single ray I S. S SD S.D. D. D C- C r The Bi report t of the he Board of ot Regents of the he University of of- of Utah for forthe the years 95 1814 1894 p 4 has been submitted to the Governor and the Legislature of the State Mr Reynolds has been reading to the first year students Tennys Tennyson's ms m's beautiful poem Enoch Arden Intense int interest rest reston on the part of the students is mani mani- The Spencer Lynch Shoe Company wishes to to announce to their many patrons patrons pat patrons rons of the University that their spring line of shoes and slippers have arrived and arid this year are cheaper than t ever Everything v in in- tans tansy blacks to to sel select ct from to suit ju t o o-i o J L i 1 ac aci ac i s 's Pretty girl l 1 O. O N r I Handsome boy boyLa I L La Lad a d d' d impassioned d Ct Maiden Maiden coy N jf t f j 3 T. T v Spring of year N f s h Bumble bee b J Takes Take boys boy's ear U iu lq tU d For Fora F. or a tree tree fV J r I a n 1 t f J J. J Boy says says Well Well Air blue smoke Idol shattered shattered- jj tt t I Girls Girl's heart broke The play play-at the Lyceum this week isa is is- isa a comedy drama of a rather real and amusing order It treats of Western ranch life and will no doubt be a pleasing production Last Saturday March 21 the Geology Field Club visited the alluvial fan north of the city On their way they visited the lime-kilns lime and examined the different faults in the region There re will be a double bill at at the Grand this week The The laughable one one one- act farce My Neighbors Neighbor's Wife as as a curtain raiser followed by the popular d drama ma Saved comprises the bill Miss S S- S Did you hurt yourself the other night Mr T T- T when you slipped Mr T T- T When I 1 slipped Miss S S- S Yes when you slipped c out ut of my mind I. I Professor Stewart delivered the the- thelast last lecture of his series to an appreciative audience last Tuesday evening His subject was The Psychical History of the Race Our next issue will contain a synopsis of the address The tickets for th the Delta Phi ball to tobe tobe tobe be given Friday April 3rd are out The committee from whom these maybe may maybe maybe be obtained are Claude Lewis D D. J. J Kelly Leon L. L Watters Milton Bennion and H. H L. L Nelson The Delta are working hard to make Christensen's Hall the scene of a delightful time that night We wish them success I The Civil Gov Government and Historical Debating Society met March 2 23 and the program rendered was as follows In Inaugural Inaugural Inaugural In- In augural Address Pres A. A G. G Marchant Sketch of the life of Robt Morris F. F Barker Talk on th the Articles of Confederation Confederation Confederation Con Con- federation Frank Van Cott Here are some of the new questions going the rounds Have you ever seen a a pillow slip Have you ever heard a bed- bed tick lick Have you ever seen a walk cake Have you ever heard a tree bark Of course they are all intensely laughable but you know that even the grand old gardener became tired of hearing Eve remark I dont don't care dam A-dam if I do It II Maggie k kissed Colson They are dead in love was the bit of information information tion tron chalked on the board walk We Weare Weare are are delighted to know it certainly the general public always does take an absorbing absorbing absorbing ab ab- interest in such things But we cannot cannot say that we we admire the judgment judgment judgment judg judg- ment of the person who wrote it Our walls walls- and walks are not not intended as re repositories repositories repositories re- re for gems gems' of thought Send all such to the CHRONICLE If Job had looked far enough ahead when he exclaimed Oh Oh would that mine Dine enemy might write a boo book he probably would have cr cried d Oh would that mine enemy nemy nemy might be on the CHRONICLE staff He certainly could not have wished his enemy a worse orse fate for it is slow torture folIo followed wed by agonizing agonizing ing ipg death There is however one satisfaction Those who suffer much here are sure of heaven hereafter The Normal Society were entertained and instructed at at their meeting March 27 by the following program Instrumental Instrumental Instrumental mental selection Miss Lilian Thompson Thomp Thomp- son Should Examinations be Abolished Abolished Abol Abol- Mr D. D A. A Nelson followed by bya a fifteen minutes' minutes discussion of question by members of society song Miss Clara Miner f I I. The following intellectual conversation conversation conversation conversa conversa- tion took place in the ladies' ladies dressing room What sad things do happen in life Eh I I said What sad things happen Thaes what Eh I I said what Oh yes Students for the ten thousand eight hundred and ninth ninety-ninth time send in some articles You evidently think it isa is is' isa a great condescension on your part to favor the CHRONICLE with any old thing We fail to look at it from your stand stand- point You should consider it an honor to have your your writings in your school paper Sometimes we Ve feel like calling you every mean n thing under the sun J just st to see if that awful outward calm co could ld be ruffled ruffie for a bU bigger ger lot lotof of f dead corpses than the students students' of this University would be hard to find The Delta Phi boys are doing good work York in their society The programs are up to date and therefore interest interest- ing At the last regular meeting the question Resolved that Capital Punishment Punishment Should Be Abolished was debated M Larson and Ames handling the affirmative and H. H L. L Nelson Nielson and Erski Erskine l the negative Mr McDon McDonald ld sang and Mr gave a talk on The Probable Outcome of the Cuban Question Another feature very very instructive a and interesting was the theP P Parliamentary Drill conducted by by Mr Benn Bennion ion is not a aU U. U of U. U student we know but the following extract was sent in and we print it The following appreciative lines were evoked by the recent exploit of Mr in playing at a concert given in New York by the Adamowski Quartet with a felon lon close t to the second finger er of his right hand The authorship of the lines is decidedly gauz il in uncertainty but the internal evidence seems to implicate implicate implicate im im- plicate Mr Field Fiel i of Chicago whose musical enthusiasm is almost as notorious notorious notorious notor notor- ious as his verse Bully for I His hair is is full of ginger r He played for With a felon on OIl his finger 2500 heard heat him And never one of them grumbled Nor wanted her money back Because he never fumbled no nor let any get by him But played in in every line of em Not using his crippled finger He done it all with nine nine ine of em Bully for I His actions action's on the square Theres There's lots of ginger in in him Besides what's in his hair Are all ill minded absent-minded people geniuses That is a question a friend of ours would ou d like answered He He liv lives s about twenty eight blocks from the post pOt office but willingly traversed th the the distance to obtain a letter from a certain young lady The letter threw him int into such ecstacy that he walked back fourteen blocks bloc before he discovered that he had left his key behind him Back he trudged again and within a few feet of the office f found und his his his' hiskey key in his vest pocket Then he travelled those twenty- twenty eight blocks s back with a f feeling that feeling that sometimes we live in vain Never mind worthy friend walking is good for in intense intense intense in- in tense emotion t |